Mens sana in copore sano
so they say
which these days is a worry
as the sedentary blur
sees a time-lapse
of my fattening *** shift
marginally on the sofa
while the pallor of my skin
makes corpses wince
and message u ok ***?
Given my increasingly potato shape
what state will my cabbage brain be
when they finally give the all clear?
When we are once again allowed near
I envision sitting with my primates
grunting fear as the brave one
reaches for the monolith