Patches the pirate.
Meek on the outside.
A titan on the inside.
Bringing win percentages up,
more than Rag shots can.
Shaking up aggro,
seasoning it with salt.
A legendary,
striking paralysing fear.
2 years across 7 seas,
in ladder- and touney-decks.
“Hahaha,”Ben Brode chuckled,
“I’m in charge” soon come to an end.