Patches the pirate.

Meek on the outside.

A titan on the inside.

Bringing win percentages up,

more than Rag shots can.

Shaking up aggro,

seasoning it with salt.

A legendary,

striking paralysing fear.

2 years across 7 seas,

in ladder- and touney-decks.

“Hahaha,”Ben Brode chuckled,

“I’m in charge” soon come to an end.