I was in bad shape
One heck of a bill I just had to create
It's days like this I regret that I learned to tear up the park
In those 150 dollar roller blades
Anyway, I still had to get my bandages changed
After I got my teeth rearranged by that pipe
I really needed to get on with my life

So the nurse walked into my room, scissors in hand
I'm lying here prone and she has a sharp object, ain't life grand?
She cut my old bandages off, the wax peeling what little hair was left
I contained a scream that could've broken a treble clef

Remind me not to mess with this nurse
But thankfully, so thankfully I can vent through my verse