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If it's what you say, I love it,
especially later in the summer.
Bigly, a real nothing burger.
Alternative facts make the best fake news.
I hope you can see past this.
Tremendous. So big.

I moved on her like a *****.
But I couldn’t get there.
Low I.Q. bleeding badly from a face-lift.
I thought it would be easier.
Everybody is going to be taken care of.

We just got back from the Middle East.
We just got back from Saudi Arabia.
Land of covfefe.
I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody,
and I wouldn’t lose voters.
If it's what you say, I love it,
especially later in the summer.
Treason.

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