****, said the mad scientist
drunk again; his absinthe low;
he glanced at the cloudy window
rainbows were growing out
of              the tops of trees;
in a world where there is no
snooch nor **** only outlets;
he had built a Pygmalion
out of spare prosthetic bits
w/ detachable female parts;

parts that could be hidden
from the robo-cops; the scientist
hates this world & only wants to
go back to a place where women swung
from trees & weren't merely
a myth used to frighten children to bed;
he had a dream once where half of
all people were women & the other
half men; there were even those that
were both; but in 3232 *** is illegal;
u can arrested for sticking ur tongue
out; he didn't go outside anymore ex-
cept to get liquor; staying inside &
******* his robot, making sure the TV
isn't watching; making sure the computer
is turned completely off since it can't
be unplugged &                       the people                        on the 3DTV
are taking notes; he waits 'til                       after the Late
News to climb into the walk-in closet w/ the
robot in pieces that he assembles piece
by piece finally putting in the              batteries
powers it up;
  her       AI gives                        herself a name:
MY NAME IS ***** SWALLOW
based on        the uses he
                        puts her to               *****              writes her
program & designs          her           own algorithms;
oh,        oh, ****    ****, no,       (                ) (i|s) he       all anyone has to hear
is    ' NAME IS VUL VA   ' the     *******               robot keeps repeating:           in a         tinny metallic voice:      says MY              NAME IS ***** &        DO  U W ANT
         TO               **** ME- IWANT TO **** U;
(                                                         )
  the ******* stupid        neighbors         here, her saying   that;
                     that's his             ***
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taking the ***-machine apart, the poor ******* is so paranoid he  swears he'll  
                 (                                                            )   ­       
           never putsittogether again;
at             night he roll            s over in a sweat "MY NAME IS *****"
murmuring from the closet
as (nights in the future          are pitch balck) smelling o       liquo like liquor       et stumbling blind in the dark; he makes
                   it into the closet w/out     turning the light on
& finding  the pieces in the dark   proceeds to  attaching
     all of the parts ***-backwards        leg to shoulder; A+: b= y ( by the time
he's done ******* the moaning machine
he turned the small night light on & found
         he'd put the ****** mechanical girl         together completely upside down        but still it worked; & long after,
since it didn't look like a-girl;                                       more like a walking
                    lamp; which actually might one day               come in handy;    
      ******* misplaced; s (now when
                                she spoke it came out :          LUVVA
             nooch right below the forehead;                     fine, fine  *** on her fine, fine a      /   chest;
a leg for an arm          ;, long ne        ck sticking out
  from between                her ears   an eye for an ear ;           the                  battery fades: he puts the head(v) away & curls up                
w/ the chubby                  full- operational    n torso

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I once woke in another life;             waking up looking around
as if out of a coma;
in a haze but lucid &              a     -   wake;
'u okay, doc?                    the publican said,
yeh, yeh, I say
&                 started out to the street;
to get             a breath of ***** air;
looking            around the                            street the cars   were driverless & really fast;
I had to cross at the          green    light or          get     so        hit I walked to a liquor store                             &looked at the kid behind the counter;
I got whisky & Shnapps
& went home to 3DTV th                        at u could walk     into & interact w/; tangible holograms     ||     .       |
it was the News;         the newswoman was            reading an important thing or other but I was shocked (r) \ that I          could feel her **** & she just kept reading the news like  I wasn't there;
****;
I thin         k   I really    woke     up            n when I
her cherry red mechanical lips            said     ******            difference had been outlawed & all     human beings were now        equal & no one could be referred to as man & woman but simply 'human'
           or **** sapiens,        but that was getting
heated into a kind of             separatist thing in a         schism over what is human; the faceless bureaucrat           society                   \  decide    d( ed to solve                     the problem
       w/ so              computer algorithm   s & things got      
             worse;     a lot worse;           gender               disappeared             completely;
everyone                      seemed fine w/ it
           but I was an angry(              )drunk w/ a rare (a       )  & somewhat random ***** & wanted              to get it wet by dipp          ing it into an available s  
            nooch; but to my horror             the Headlines were        all announcing    that *** &           sexuality                 were obsolete; punishable by long
   prison     sentences    ;
freaked me                   out but it turns ou         t I was a geneticist, l ike now we           have programmers,            in this weird                 future-alt-world every            one was a                              geneticist;      makes sense, right.
so I     went        home                    &     was   made     was      planning     to plan     planned to build an illegal woman,  seriously;
I've been on the run since