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Poems
Judy Ponceby Jan 2011
Draggin' Butt
Judy Ponceby
Jan 2011
Doctor, Doctor, did u hear?
There's a new infection coming near.
It starts with a flush and then a blush,
Then gets down right scaly in a rush.
It's nothing other than the dreaded disease,
It's called Dragon ****, if you please.
First you're numb
About the bumb.
Then you itch!
What a *****.
Then out grows the scales,
Watch out for the tails!
Just heed this warning, secretaries out there,
Dragon **** can catch you unaware.
Look out for the numbness, the itching, the scales.
Avoid the dryness, the burning, and flails.
There's nothing worse to work all day,
Draggin' ****, is no way to play.
There's a new infection coming near.
It starts with a flush and then a blush,
Then gets down right scaly in a rush.
It's nothing other than the dreaded disease,
It's called Dragon ****, if you please.
First you're numb
About the bumb.
Then you itch!
What a *****.
Then out grows the scales,
Watch out for the tails!
Just heed this warning, secretaries out there,
Dragon **** can catch you unaware.
Look out for the numbness, the itching, the scales.
Avoid the dryness, the burning, and flails.
There's nothing worse to work all day,
Draggin' ****, is no way to play.
For a spectacular secretary who asked to remain nameless
You know who you are, Darnit :D
You know who you are, Darnit :D
jennifer ann Jan 2015
dear ottis
jennifer ann
Jan 2015
ottis ottis
with his nose up his ****,
just a low life bumb, an all american chump.
ottis ottis
he aint nothin but a punk.
he acts like a human and he smells like funk.
with his nose up his ****,
just a low life bumb, an all american chump.
ottis ottis
he aint nothin but a punk.
he acts like a human and he smells like funk.
this is a short poem about my dog, ottis.
truckerwithapassionforreggae Nov 2014
me turd leg
truckerwithapassionforreggae
Nov 2014
takin the load down the dirt road,
thinkin about the reggae girl me once loved,
boy did i like the way she rubbed,
i notice me rasta themed pants had a little bump,
me third leg was feelin a little stiff,
i decided to light me a little splif,
me started to rub thee bumb in me pant,
no way i was bout to stop, no way, no chance,
i feel a sensation, me son is Croatian,
me lost control of me rig and next ting ya kno,
me in the ditch wit at sticky hand,
me **** leg cost me 1900.00 annually in
insurance. me learned dat me dont
have much indurance. da lesson to be
learned is if your feeling an itch on ya
**** leg, pullover because if ya dont
you be broke as a reggae boy lost at sea
thinkin about the reggae girl me once loved,
boy did i like the way she rubbed,
i notice me rasta themed pants had a little bump,
me third leg was feelin a little stiff,
i decided to light me a little splif,
me started to rub thee bumb in me pant,
no way i was bout to stop, no way, no chance,
i feel a sensation, me son is Croatian,
me lost control of me rig and next ting ya kno,
me in the ditch wit at sticky hand,
me **** leg cost me 1900.00 annually in
insurance. me learned dat me dont
have much indurance. da lesson to be
learned is if your feeling an itch on ya
**** leg, pullover because if ya dont
you be broke as a reggae boy lost at sea