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Vladmir Putin May 2015
Danky *****
hanky panky
tranky lanky
shanky ranky

hendi lendi
mendi bendi
poopi woopi
in my soupi

my favorite show
90210
in the snow
with the low...

blow

get rekt m8
but not for h8
i r8 8...

**out of 8
TigerEyes Mar 2015
I got some drama /Yeah-uh/with some haters
All I can say is I'll have to see you later
Cause I've got my own thing
Yeah, I've got my bling bling
n' now I know you're all just hate'n on my ching-ching
cause I'm so happy designing clothes
Yeah-uhh, you so want a pair of those
it makes me sing out loud/heck yeah/ I'm so **** proud yeah-uh/ I love to own it/yeah-uh--cause I love to show it
n' I'm so happy to be alive/yeah uhh/I'm groove'n with a smile
creating jewelry and, my line of clothes
you're so drooling over those
Oh, yeah-uh/you know ya wanna own it
Yeah/I'm so happy to be a girl who's on her game
I'm make'n bling with my own name
And it's not like I'm all that
uh, hell no/I ain't no kinda stuck up brat
I keep it real/Yeah-Uh-- I keep it low
I keep it classy like a cat-eyed 90210
I pass some girls /Yeah--uh, out on the street
n' when they give me that nasty bitchface look
you know the one with shark fish hooks
it's the one up n' down/then so slyly to the ground
Yeah-uh, you flash up from my face/and, then so slyly to my feet
while I pass them on the street
they check my ***
Yeah-uh --
the bitchface pass
I got some drama /Yeah-uh/with some haters
All I can say is I'll have to see ya later
Cause I've got my own thing
Yeah, I've got my bling bling
n' I'm so happy to be groove'n to my own thing
So sing it now/Yeah-uh/come join me now
If you can afford this kinda look/you're gonna love the second looks
Cause you gotta swing it like you own it/yeah-uhh you got to get down low n' own it/Yeah-uh/cause girls like us we like to show it/Yeah-uh we love to dress up all couture/n' swagger with allure/
n' when haters pass/as they're checking out my ***/I say...
I'll see ya later
*I say goodbye
This poem is copyrighted and stored in author base. All material subject to Copyright Infringement laws
Section 512(c)(3) of the U.S. Copyright
Act, 17 U.S.C. S512(c)(3), Krisselle S. Cosgrove March 31st, 2015

Dedicated to the Tiger in your life
Lucy Pullen Aug 2013
Two years of laughter and smiles
Two years of being worth the while
Of course for David it could feel like its been two years
Worth of Lucy's tears
You are my greatest friend
My love from the beginning right to the end
Battles fiercer than those of helms deep
But love that forever is ours to keep
And although when I'm angry I may look (and act) like an Orc
I do still love you more than a lot
In truth I'm more of a hobbit
Loving and loyal
(Not so much small)
Entirely devoted
To my David and my David alone
For you are my precious
My love, my only one.
No one can have you (not even Sauron!)
I'd like to see him and his ring wraiths
Face me and my one woman fury
Two years today we started a journey
And still today we are forever learning
That you hate mushrooms and sugared tea
90210, gossip girl, and feet!
But I love you and you love me
And may this journeys end never be
For I love you more now than two years before
And I know for sure that, this love will grow
14/6/11 until the end of time
I love you baby that's just how it is
There and back again
A love tale
By David and Lucy
So do me favour and keep on laughing
Otherwise you've wasted 720 days of minecrafting!
𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 & 𝗺𝗼𝗺 & 𝗱𝗮𝗱 & 𝗱𝗮𝗱'𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝟭 𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝘆
𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟯 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗵𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗼
𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗱-𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆
𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗼𝗹𝗱. 𝟭 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲-𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘅𝘆 𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲
𝘀𝗻𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗯𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝟯
𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗱𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗕𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝗳𝗳
𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗮𝘀 𝗟𝘂𝗸𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗯𝘆
𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘽𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙃𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨, 90210.

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