I pretended to be blind, for a day,
it might have been easier at night.
I had a stick, but no dog, although
I did manage to stand on a ****.
Occasionally I was head butted,
stationary objects, ******* poles.
After changing sides, near walls,
I was shinned by bicycle pedals.
Sightlessness has no colour and
buff, the title, is not banana in hue,
yet those afflicted with impaired
vision can easily identify them.
If I pretended to be blind for a night
it would be no different than the day,
because dog turds, ******* poles,
bananas and pedals are all nocturnal.