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Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Out out the mangy dogs,
show them no mercy.

Cast them away like the
goats of scape -

Laden with the sins of
their evil empire.

Let them burn in Hell
Red Adair is in Heaven !!
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
.           W A R N I N G.
                WARNING.
                  warning.

   Santa Klaus is a *******,
who goes into children’s rooms
after dark, while Rudolf, a ****
  sympathiser, metaphorically
     promotes, Khmer Rouge,
      plus The Red Brigade,
as he waits in the snow with
a Rufous nose collecting ***’s,
from insomniacs, the homeless,

                      and

           Domatophobiacs!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
Big bucks, businesses, banks,
UK economy is on the brink,
nobody thought, their empire
was fraught or their Titanic sink!

Ryan Air doesn't care,
they will halve half the
fare, pretty soon they'll
be landing in Derry.

The more that will go,
it is bigger they'll grow,
the DUP Downs will be
living in Kerry.

           <>


For Michael O' Leary
CEO of Ryan Air.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
European Fair.
UK Not.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
The Withdrawal System
has its drawbacks, more
so, if it is from the back-
stop, but when push comes
to Gove it May be the last
option even with a sizeable
extension, which at this
stage is a bit premature
despite the current ******.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
Come what May,
Tories throw bait
at the commoners
of depravation in
areas of austerity
whom past leaders
abandoned as the
deplorables of yUK.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
Trump decided to
construct a wall,

Theres May needs
to block a tunnel,

So, Macron is going
to supply Morocco!
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2023
A rainbow arcs, between

                           the blue sky and a green

                           Neretva, pencil minarets
                          
                         etch silhouettes, of Nimbus.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
Abbreviation for
British Classics.

Theresa May just
pulled the wool
over the eyes of
27 EU member
states, with a
tactic to be known
as the Brady Hunch.

Bravo England, too
smart for them all,
Brics for the Prics.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2023
South Africa, is one of five,

           known as Cliques

But the Hague, are a right

              bunch of ******

They want Putin arrested

For children contested

So now, there are two C’s,

          in B r  I C C  s
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
Two bottle necks meeting at the
same intersection in Mallow.

At least, the river has sense
enough to flow one direction,

Cork Council has no jurisdiction
over that, Heaven forbid!

One would assume that evolution
is not in evidence, therefore, familiarity

might be contributing to the illusion
of nothing's changed, so why alter it.

Ant tracks are the closest analogy one
could use as a visual example, or simile.

En passant traffic, pausing periodically
proximate, for a petit tete a tete, en route.

Mallow Bridge is a meeting place, where
people come to pass the time, literally.

Unfortunately, The Blackwater view is
obstructed, by imposing granite walls.

What if, we rallied for rails, those red lights
would no longer command our attention!


          <>


Mallow Bridge 1853
two lanes for horse carriages
and a pedestrian walkway.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2019
Further up there is the
island with an alluvial
strand where I have yet
to catch sight of a sinner
soul.

Below there is an ornate
waterfall in the shallows.
On days off from rain it is
home to mute swans posing
for still shots, in reflection.

During aqua alto it is out
of vision since my arched
eyes have been blackened
by the river's water with
foreign matter from Kerry.

Granite pillars buttress the ebb
and flow. Relief angles deflect the
displacement torrent's unrelenting
efforts at heave **-ing its hydraulic
exertion.

Past all this commotion, where
salmon sleep, from here did
lovers leap into the amniotic
fluid shortly before their birth
and miscarriage of judgement.

En route to the ocean, a
whirl-pool, by Castle Hyde
and a round of applause for the
River Dancer, then, the Atlantic,
to dispose of debris.

Ps.

We are speaking about the Bridge
at Mallow County Cork in Ireland
which is on The River Blackwater.

Castle Hyde in Fermoy is where
Michael Flatley lives.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
=======================Costa Concordia========================
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2022
Awake in the Black Forest.

   At night, tides of debris,
    sediment and dross, flo
   to a swollen mass behind
   my tightly sealed eyelids.
              
               <o> “ <o>

     At dawn, rays of light
     prise a forced opening,
    releasing a ciliary flush
   of diurnal apprehension.











16/02/2022
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2023
“ It’s said Leopards can never

                change spots "

       Does that mean location

                    or dots ?

      “ It’s the former, I believe "

        So, is that bad for Kiev ?

" No, Zelensky prefers Oligarch

                   yachts “ !



Ps.

Pass on because it is true.
Ryan O'Leary May 2021
If I asked God to make
a stone he couldn’t lift
would he enquire as to
what the purpose of such
might be and if I was from
Ireland do you think he’d
agree to put it in Gaza as
I am a practising Catholic
and a member of Sinn Fein?
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
Barnier Boots Brits *****.
Backstop Becomes Barter.
Bravo Brussels.
Brexit Beats Brighter.
Bugles Blowing.
Because Belgium Brings
Belfast Begging.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
Mourning after Brexit
The Black Widows of
BRUK in fishnet veils
be down by Dover to
watch an ebbing tide.

While en français
across the pond from
whence the Gallstone
did abscond, enfin, enfin,
will be their narquois snide.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
If The Brits Brexit,
Briscuits can be a
Brasher Brand for
Brighter Breakfasts!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 9
S%RRY  F%R. Y%UR  L%SS










                  (N%T)
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
I met a northern Irish
press button today at
the passport office in
Dublin applying for an
Irish Republic passport
because of the Brexit, it
only occurred to me later
that because of how they
voted in the six counties,
he had become an anagram,
of the result, which ensued!
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2023
Brit Milah Conversion Kits


President Macron has advised

  French Jews to use cubicles

   when urinating, he has also

opened a ******* donor bank

fully funded by the state health

system. Refugees will be given

10,000 Euro’s and citizenship

  for every transplant transfer.

Suella Braverman is offering

free transport to boat people

wishing to avail of this great

opportunity to be nationalised

providing they stay in France.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2024
Fail, Fail Again, Fail better, is what The British deserve.
A dead empire having to share a Karma Kake without icing.
**** up the channel tunnel, now that they're out of the EU.
Sins of the father (retribution) deserving offspring of another age.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
May is Brixiting the
mining areas with
veneered offerings
of sweeteners by
throwing bon bons
to the impoverished
as a token gesture
for enduring austerity.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Incarcerated in laced prisons,
by those who attempted
to silence our tongues,
a faint, but recognisable
lilt, of strong words spoken
softly, escaped through the
eyelets, into the ether, where
our wordsmiths forged and
honed, what was to become,
the most powerful weapon, to
be wielded against any Empire!!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
B.R.O.M.B. is the abbreviation
of an amalgamation of a
situation in abomination by
dissipation of a nation in
segregation & humiliation
with an expectation in
deviation by procrastination
of delineation by a cessation
and violation to a predestination
of a unification by a precondition
without reservation, exploitation,
condemnation or expatriation.

So, the B.R.O.M.B. in Derry was
in anticipation of a preparation
an indication for a hesitation.

B.ackstop
R.enegers
O.bligating
M.ay's
B.rexit.

Just exploded in Derry!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
Haiku.

She was known for
               dying the roots
of her hair black,
                 though *****,
gave her away.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Brout will be the in word
when the Brits are out.

Glad to see the back of them,
no loss, who gave them access?

World Cup? no European Union,
close the tunnel close the tunnel.

Deutzland  Uber Ales
Including Watney's Pale!

Ha Ha Paddy's will be smiling
UKarma by their own hand!
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
Exit is Brexit
Out is Brout
Give a man a fish
It has to be a Trout.

But if its on a Friday
The day you voted Leave
And you are a Catholic
Vote for Mogg but not for Grieve.

Up in Scotland they have a choice
Sturgeon roe or there is Salmon
The Welsh prefer their Oysters
From the mountains of Aran Benllyn

Across the water in County Down
Where those bowlers make them frown
Arlene Foster and her DUPPY's
Use Bluefish software for the Crown.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2020
just as in Covid, the manufacturing
of a Brexit consent is being played
out with the highlighting of queues
maritime disputes and shortages.

But it is all a game, a deal has been
made, it just needs more oven time.
The majority voted for out, no deal,
so, Boris is trying to look a bargainer.

The general public buy this crap
every time about everything, it is
such an obvious ploy but why am I
constantly laden with enlightenment?
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
When there is a Brrrrr
in the month, don't go
to Devon, because it is
Frreezing in Brrexeter.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2019
In London town did
Sadiq Khan, a state
of Saura Sect Decree.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2020
Brussels Sprouting had a Franco
German mushroom philosophy
avec their nocturnal germination
procedure und horse **** which
prevented consumer unawareness
of devious productivity methods
until The British exposed them by
throwing stones at their glasshouses.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2023
.      Shoots, germinates, burgeons
proliferates, mushrooms, pullulates,
    sprouts, in the garden of Europe.
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Outside, walls of BRICS are being
  constructed, the jungle is being
   manicured and ‘Putin' in order.
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
Ireland for Democracy
Nigel Farage and Brexit.

We should leave also.

Better be with the Brits
than Sprouts and Krauts.

Ps.

And Frogs.
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
Brits trying to Brexit
Abortion in Alabama
If the former terminated
And the latter remained
It would be a triumph
against democracy,
Aeneas, a descendent of
The British, who lent the
name Brutus to the Trojan
Hero, would be very pleased
at how the WASP's are
behaving, either side of
The Atlantic.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
I lost a word today
and despite all my
searching it is still
on the missing list.

It was a bit like a
keystone in an arch,
the main link to a poem
I was intending to write.

I'm in Lisbon and not a
syllable of Portuguese,
so there is no point in
me putting up posters;

"English word lost
beginning with a B "

              P.S.

I made my way to Cafe
Brasileira and wrote this.
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
Attention Mallow Chamber
of Commerce, Rotary and
Bridge Club, Rich Hues has
put Mallow on his bucket
list as a must see before he
dies. Not impressed with
Venice, so lets hope that the
River Blackwater is flooded
when he comes. He would
also, like to visit Dan O'Mahony's
store and no doubt be formally
introduced to the O' Byrnes Family.

Ps.

This is a great honour for Mallow
Local papers please copy.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2020
So, tell me this, if Covid is
real and not a porky, why
are Cyrano de Bergerac &
Pinocchio permitted to go
unmasked, while Batman
The Lone Ranger & Zorro
all wear theirs too high up.
Ned Kelly, the Paddy of
Australia is the only one
managing to get it right.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2019
There is, a Royal heir,
whom Ive met

He can Tango and
Waltz, with no sweat

He eats Pizza in Woking,
when a child he's not poking

Yet he still shows no signs
of regret.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2020
[¢]=====================o=======>

I have but one hole in
                       my belt a solitary notch
no marks of extravagance
                       it is my weighing scales
my measuring tape my
          status quo my deja vu my only
choice my hall mark
                my symbol of socialism my
expression of containment
                    my yard stick my eternal
reminder never to buckle.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
A mere one per cent of
my memory is concealed
in the bottle.
Is there a Genie and what
would be my wish, or is it the
moment of conviviality as
promised on the label.

What a destiny and all
because of Dr Bob Killjoy,
who thought he was divinely
inspired by a goldfish that
spent the entire prohibition
era offering blow jobs in
the drink tank!
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2020
A mandatory vaccination
which has a DNA altering
ingredient that will effect
the reproduction of black
people as they are slowly
becoming a pest nuisance
just like the Rabbits back
in the last century. There
are many variants of the
injection, it is enforcement
of ****** at its finest only
going to prove that ******
was right, or why replicate?
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2024
I pretended to be blind, for a day,

it might have been easier at night.

I had a stick, but no dog, although

I did manage to stand on a ****.


  Occasionally I was head butted,

  stationary objects, ******* poles.

  After changing sides, near walls,

  I was shinned by bicycle pedals.


Sightlessness has no colour and

buff, the title, is not banana in hue,

 yet those afflicted with impaired

  vision can easily identify them.


If I pretended to be blind for a night

it would be no different than the day,

  because dog turds, ******* poles,

bananas and pedals are all nocturnal.
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
In the history of music,
Iompar Eireann is the
only song that has ever
commenced with a Chorus.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2020
Lead writing on
                    a wall
happy Valentine's
                     you
******* Moran's
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2022
There are rules in construction for us

     Planning, regulations and fuss

      When a beam is load bearing

        And sagging from wearing

It is time to replace the main Truss.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2022
Bully


Bully the nuclear watchdog

On a fission mission, ran off

In search of an isotope where

She was lead by her mistress.

Con the fusion expert, unclear

In his dyslexic report stated an

Actinide accident occurred as

A reactors guild of trade union

Agitators accidentally tuned in

To a local transmission known

As Radio Active and the signal

Sent a message in Morse to the

Chip in Bully's ear, this is why

she was never ever. seen again.


                   \\||///
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2024
Scholz searching
for his hold all to
house the entire
Uber Allés Volks.

Deutzland down
under, low lands,
or red army blues,
Fuhrer bahn strasse.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/nov/25/germany-draws-up-list-of-bunkers-amid-russia-tensions?CMP=Sharei­OSAppOther
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
In the 70s it was a
metaphor with many
uses.

In Catholic Ireland, a
bun in the oven meant,
pregnant.

But across the Irish Sea,
a bun in the hair was not
an innuendo.

Bunny girls were banned
over here, but I never did
find out why.

There is a castle in County
Clare called Bunratty, near
Durty Nelle's.

Somebody told me that
Nelle ran off to London
with a baker.

When she came back she
she started a small shop
selling Hot + Buns.

Now, there was something
cynically symbolic about them,
supposedly, with aphrodisiacs.
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