Mightier than mites,
stalag trees steered
our eyes, skyward,
from the high hills
of County Wicklow.

When the Israel lights

go out and the candle

arbre branches are in

a deciduous state of

dormancy, no one, I

mean nobody in the

world but F.UK.US

  will give a *****

     about them.

It rained in the night,
one would have thought
that, in addition to the
hosing down of the area
where I mixed concrete,
the residue of cement
would have been washed
away?

Not so, at 7 am I discovered
what appeared, a dead ver
de terre.

I dipped it in fresh water,
not easy to wash a worm,
but, my efforts were duly
rewarded.

Back on the Irish misted
grass, the previously stiff
stick of spaghetti began to
move.

Enough to alert the hen
blackbird with young in
the next hedge row.

Away it went wiggling
with delight, perhaps
with a slight tinge of
Portland ™.

Nothing better to toughen
up a baby bird.

Amsterdam.  

When Willie was given a
divers face mask on the Ryan Air
flight to Holland, he thought
they were travelling with the top
down due to the heat and that
the visor was for flies and dust.

Willie was a home birth
during a flood of 1950.

It was a fireman cut the
umbilical cord anchoring
Willie to his mother.

He took off, out the top
window and drifted towards
Duck and Donie’s sweet shop.

Neighbours in a similar
predicament looked down
at the floating object.

Mrs Golden was first to
shout out -
“ It’s a Buoy, It’s a Buoy “.

At          poetry             in             and
      sea               comes      waves



                        




                                                                    troughs.

Years ago I recall fountain
pens with filling systems
similar to surgical syringes.

Submerge the tip below the
inlet siphon, pull the silver
shaft, then watch it fill.

I still write everything in ink,
it is the blood of creativity, I
use the nib for mainlining \ /
------------------------------------ ˚-------------------------------------------------------

Tears are acquitted when the gates
of grief are overwhelmed by sorrow.

If the retina of light
is in shadow night's
in mischievous wink!

Corneavirus
Affects
Peking
Toms

Karma is ( a mark ) chosen
for retrospective misdeeds
which are constantly being
registered by the universe.

.              5
   A high   with
               ^
     ring finger

  doesn’t count

unless one’s an

  ambidextrous

      bigamist.
÷

A black and a white convict were
knocked down and killed by a
myopic transgender driver at a
poorly lit pedestrian crossing
directly opposite an ophthalmologist
surgery, in the state of Iowa, at dusk.

The statue of limitations
has just fallen foul of its
own threshold and thus
tumbled with the Dow
into an abysmal decline.

Loud cheering is heard
as pedestals of privilege
are asset stripped and
dumped into bonfires
of universal celebration.

Borders are fuses which
can be lit from both ends.

I don't think I am going to
write  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  today.

OUR WORLD HAS AN EQUATOR

  IT HAS TROPICS AND POLES

            IT HAS AN AXIS

AND IT TURNS LIKE A CHICKEN

           ON A ROTISSERIE

             IT HAS AN ORBIT

               IT HAS A SUN

               AND A MOON

                AND A STAR

                     ALBEIT

                        AN

                       EVIL

                       ONE

Some people stay put play safe

while others aim for the asterisk





     Profound

the spoils of peril
are found in an
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~











                (˚)yster

%

Have you ever wondered
why there is a bat between
the percentage sign *****?

Perhaps not, but at least
now, that you are aware,
it will be easier to deduce.

There are two other round
objects in punctuation, but
the full stop is a fixed entity.

‘By moving one decimal point,
the status of women can be
put back to the Middle Ages’

That was a quote, not mine, but
be warned, the author is about.
He will decide, Harris or Trump!

What have insomniacs
  And rough sleepers
     Got in common?






Bags.

The Irish Haiku
association have
abbreviated their

Nature Question

What does the Wolf
In Sheep’s clothing
Do when the weather
Is extremely warm?

He sweats like a pig.

Then he wonders how
Foxes manage, when
Cooped up in airless
Fowl houses, waiting-

For chickens to roost!

.            What Is It.

   ||||||||||||||||||||

   It looks like a bar code

  It looks like a Steinbeck

   It looks like a rail track

  It looks like a boardwalk

It looks like a picket fence

It looks like a pedestrian†

It looks like a gaza grave.

She said to leave the
windscreen wipers
in the P I S A position
if it was necessary for
her to bring a ******™.

It is a crass of its own, where
grace is not a state in spite of
having fifty to choose from.

It is where vulgarity is still in
copyright and where trade
marks are registered peccant's.

It is where fashion is forsaken
it is where decorum is disected
it is wear three stripes and your out.

Hail Hamas Homeland

Hezbollah Houthis Heaven

Horrid Hebrews Hell




Hail Hamas Homeland

Hezbollah Houthis Heaven

Horrid Hebrews Hell

Count Dracula was
dunce of Transylvania
       he was known as clot

I thought I was her
    perfect match,
until she struck me!

When people point

fingers they scribble

illegibly with nails.

If time is money &
clocks have hands,
then why have they
not got pockets?

We are FED up
with the DOW ns

Flying
sideways
the domain  
of butterflies
unconventional
revolutionary
lateral thinking,

can no longer be
considered and act
of deflection!

Reflection, possibly,
but Paul Cezane said
that there are no --------
lines in nature!!

Dry saliva

Teeth of steel

Growl groan

Growl groan

You've heard

The saw dog

B   A   R   K

Questions are but metaphorical
hooks cast by enquiring minds,
but the bait is what will bring a
demise to those winding the reels.



Ps.


Poem for all the journalists
who lost their lives in an
effort to bring us the truth.

Shen    Yun
         is
Riverdance
        on
Chopsticks

The crescent moon is vertical
because of the last wave it
  surfed before the horizon.

Crescent moon.
         Meade honeysuckle.
Nocturnal leprechauns
                     scrupulously
count.
                             Dracula.

When I wake my insomnia
has been induced by a lack
of caffeine, soon after, I am
full of beans, of a fine grind!

All for one and

  one for Allah

There's no virus
no Covid Corona

it's like ******* on
streets in Pamplona

but some want a jab
from a hoax of a lab

flown in by Ryan Air
to Girona.

Somebody muffled a whisper
in my ear, I pretended to hear

I can't lip read in the dark

Someone's got a squiggly sign
but all I see is the figure 9

I can't visualise it's mark

Everyone's got a vaccination
without trials their tribulation

They can't espy no light it's stark.

Joe is of the impression
that the OVAL ORIFICE
is a Bidet and he wonders
why Donny T spends such
a lot of time there, well, it
looks like he'll never know!

20/20 vision or illusion,
an eclipse or anticipation!

Have you breached the buffers?

Every time the phone
rings, I expect it is from
the hospital.

I don't know if it is
negative anticipation,
or intuition.

Olena Zelensky has

refused to return the

vibrating Oscar lent

to her by Sean Penn.

Ripples

The expressionless face

of the motionless millpond

radiated a smile with just

a single pebble ((((((((((((.


It is better to be ******

than ignored, even if one

is living in a glasshouse.

I I I can can can't
re re reply to to you
your Ec Ec Echo be be
because I I I ha ha ha
have a a sp spe speech
im im im impediment.

Just because rugby *****
look like vaginas, there is
no need for the Lillywhites
to feel like a pack of c()nts.

Chick Mate


The Hen Do’s are supporting

genocide against Muslims as

per their genetic preference


Ireland and United Kingdom

have been infiltrated by dark

leaders in both governments.


Fear not Islam or sharia but

Rakshasas, Brahma and the

evil deities Pulastya & Khasa.

Proper Gander Speaks

To Dumbed Down Duck


( ˚< ((((

President Zelensky'n of the

Kiev NATO ****’s is loosing

The battle and tried to create

A diversionary bombing tactic

In Poland, but it backfired on

His regime. If Liz Truss was in

Power, she would have already

Pressed the red nuclear button.


   ( I agree)

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