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436 · Jan 2021
Indy Ref
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2021
The difference between a
Corgi and a Kilt is that one
does not need to lift a Kilt
to see if a Corgi's got *****.
434 · Mar 2019
Recyclable.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
Ireland is beginning to
look like India, we are
just as *****, filthier in
fact, when one considers
the population ratio, not
to mention our so called
affluence and no military
navy or airforce to ****
from the nations coffers.
The Irish Republican Army
funded themselves, yet the
government proscribed them.
The only efficient organisation
in the country, our Hezbollah.
Now they are anti democracy,
trying to do to The Brexiters
what they complained of here
for centuries, not recognised.
Ireland is beginning to look
like India, our flags are similar,
so is our Prime Minister, perhaps
he doesn't notice the litter, that's
it, Plastic Popadoms, recyclable.
429 · Sep 2018
Deliver Us From Evil.
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
It is a line from a prayer we learned
by rote in childhood Ireland.

I expect, our ability to recite poetry
is based on this form of mindlessness.

Hail Mary, Hail Cesar, Hail ******,
Hail to thee blithe spirit! (Shelly)

If you are doing nothing different
you are doing nothing.

It is this from of repetition that keeps
us in check, unrequested surrender.

We writers of life’s observations have
an obligation to the short form readers.

Condensing is a consideration of which
we must be cautious in calculating.

Therefore, I urgently request of you, my
captivated audience, put a capital s in title!
426 · Aug 2019
Brennan's Bread
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
Today's Bread Today

    is the slogan.

  Fresh wholemeal.

Purchase on August 1st
                  (freeze)
consume before August 31st
         (same year)

The list of ingredients is
so long and complicated,
one would need a science
degree to understand it.

(all it is missing a detonator)

       But it is fresh.

"Today's Bread Today"

Well, if that is the case,
then why don’t you say
best before tomorrow?
421 · Feb 2019
The )( Factory.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
Everyone's tired of
Brexit, us more than
the politicians, at least
they don't know what's
going on. Everything we
see with an X brings it
to mind, even Weet-bix
and that is an AM staple.

Oxo cubes, Paxo Stuffing,
its everywhere, lunchtime.

In the evening down the
pub we have Castlemaine
xxxx.

Last night I was at Bingo
everyone was Xing the
numbers, how is it going
to end.

Pax Brittanica?
421 · Jul 2019
On The Board.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
She spends her life creating,
up before the rooster, baking,
organising, marketing, being
the surrogate mother, on the
board of many a breakfast table.
418 · Oct 2018
Cashoggi.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2018
Money listens, that is why
coins have heads in profile.

                <>





For Jamal Khashoggi
R.I.P. Istanbul 2nd Oct 2018.
418 · Nov 26
Anagram
Ryan O'Leary Nov 26
U K with F C ED
416 · Oct 2019
Schengen's List.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2019
Migrants, refugees, economic adventurers,
call it or them what you will, but forget not,
this is reverse colonisation, the price of empire.

Let he who has not ventured into another's country
to pillage and suppress the natives cast the first stone.

But, as we all know, every european country,
with the exception of Ireland, are culpable.

So, it is with great pleasure we observe the offspring
of another age, do penance for crimes of the past -

especially The British.
415 · Dec 2023
Timing Chain
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2023
There are occasions, junctures,

      stages, phases, bad patches,

      periods, when my mortal coil

       has reached its final spring.


       Era’s, ages, epochs, aeons,

       days of eternal years when

       allotted spans of existence

       speak an accent of extinct.


   Rhythms, tempo, beating pulses

      out of synch, atmospherical

      ambience looses cadence.

          Chronic Chronophobia.
414 · Jan 2019
Irish O'men.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
Jacob Rees-Mogg
had offered May a
Broiled ERG for her
Brexit, but, as there
was nothing to toast,
she just had freshly
squeezed Orange,
Ordered, then, she
looked out, at yet
another Ryan Air
Jet, with a Harp, and
no strings attached!
414 · Aug 2019
Scone of Stone
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2019
A scone of stone is of
course so stale and gone
off by the time you bite
into it, that your teeth chip.

But this only ever happens
to dyslexics or those who
suffer from palindrome.

The reason is, the above
title is backwards and should
be the Stone of Scone.

Which was the stone of destiny
at Edinburgh Castle where
Scotland's Monarchs were crowned.
413 · Mar 2019
Frame of Mind.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
I found some old pieces
of damaged driftwood,
rough sawn, no doubt a
pallet from a sunken ship.

It made an imperfect frame,
of which initially, I had no
idea what to place in it, so, I
painted a self portrait of my mind.
412 · Oct 2019
Ruff Cut.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2019
Dry saliva
teeth of steel
growl groan
growl groan

You've heard
the saw dog

    Bark.
407 · Nov 2021
Donor
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2021
Poetry comes from the
                              heart ink less inspiration,
intravenous deluges, dammed up
          in the veins waiting to be transfused.
406 · Jun 2019
Ode de Gamme
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2019
There was a time when
we were given saucers
with out tea, now it is
just as taboo as sorcery.

We had Aer Lingus, an
Irish Airline, now it is
owned by B.A. which
is the Brexit Association.

Then there was Harrod's
now it is Harab's, no I am
not racist, but someone said
Di will be done on earth.
403 · Dec 2018
Christmas Story.
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
The Furry Tail of Bethlehem.

    Mary had a little lamb ?
399 · Jun 2019
Wheat
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2019
Wheat is a composition
of What We Heat Eat.

Which is why flour is,
Our, Fortifier, & Lifesaver.

Thus meaning that bread is,
Brown, Rye, Ezekiel, Arepa, Dough.
399 · Oct 2018
Mendacity
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2018
Lies are a literary
maize, a jigsaw
puzzle of mixed
metaphors, innuendo's
and above all, veiled
secrecy, of which, can
only be deciphered, by            
professional prevaricators.

Whereas, veracity has no
such hurdles to negotiate,
providing, that is, blatancy
is not white, because there,
lieth the mountain, beneath
beneath a blanket of snow.


                    ^
                   / \
                 /     \
               /         \
             /             \
           /      Mt.     \
         / Bin Salman\
398 · May 2019
County Wicklow
Ryan O'Leary May 2019
Minding a pair of mute
Donkey's, we are, near to
Ashford, by Roundwood.

Past Greystones, at the
beach, is another town,
I'll take them there, to Bray!


For Bert and Clover.
21st May 2019.
Kiltiman Wicklow
Ireland.
396 · Feb 2019
J.C.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
J.C. was sold out for
40 pieces of silver,
then he was crucified
between two thieves.

But, he rose from the
dead and ascended
into heaven to sit at
the right side of God.

Metaphorically, if we
were to apply this to
Jeremy Corbyn, what
does it actually mean?

Here is what I think.
Mr Corbyn will go to
Brussels, meet Barnier
& return triumphantly.

Meanwhile, Judas ie,
Tony Bliar meets up
with $nathan & opens
a bank account with him.
396 · Aug 2018
Sartorial Elegance.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
We were not introduced
but I'd be thinking she
should be called, Lucy.

It was by the washing
  line, and not alone,
hence, her inhibitions.

From swaying erotically
in the breeze she began
waltzing in the wind.

When a peg released
her shoulder strap, my
 fantasy was surreal.
393 · Mar 2019
Have An Ice Day.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
432 AD is the date attributed
to St Patrick and the shamrock.

The H.A.R.P. came much later
HAVE A REAL PINT

Which of course is an eternal
reminder on all Irish Passports.

Guinness and Government was
the ****** for a non secular state.

All changed now, the terrible
beauty has had a face lift.

Abortion, divorce, SxS marriage,
popcorn, drink from bottles, we

Must now have now have ice in
our water here on a frigid island.

Support America's worldwide
regime changes, mass murders,

Induced famines, launder their
drug money in our green haven

Where Google is exempt from
paying any tax contributions,

Send our court jester to the White
house annually with a bowl of weeds.

What a joke, a shameless nation
that honourable people died for.

Have an ice day, and of course,
Oh, their, GOD, is here instead.
392 · Jul 2023
Ukraine $ucks
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2023
Ukraine $ucks


    A chosen one has come to

    lead Bandera’s ****’s who

   Azov now are circumcised,

    the end of their pork tails.


   Ben Wallace said Ukraine

   is a parasite leech *******

   everything from the NATO.

Not@AmazonTakeaway.ORG
392 · Aug 2018
Debt To America.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Pearl Jam for Uncle Sham
Erdogan meets Golden Goose
15 Million in a Turkmans chest
Qatar has tightened the noose.
___
[$]          \|
                 |
                 |
                 |
                 |
                 |
      ­          /  \
The Day The Dollar Died.
15th August 2018.
385 · Sep 2018
Cheese!
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
There is no means
to hide happiness.

But sadness can be
concealed in a smile.
382 · Apr 2019
Egg Timer
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2019
The March wind is a month
late, not unusual in Ireland.

Out on a field in front of our
house, South east side, an Oak

tree was felled, in the night, birds
eggs, missed Easter, by a week!
382 · Nov 2022
No Internet poems
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2022
No Internet

Problem stems from core,

no pip on screen of apple,

refer to Pears Cyclopaedia.
              <>
No Internet

Live box is dead

Internet crashed

web cam being

consulted to view

final moments.
             <>
    No Internet

         ___                    
         || ######## ||
         ||#########||

The World Cup commences

Today. Imagine if FIFA, last

Minute decide not to bother

With nets behind the goals?
            <>
No Internet



Because we're out in the

Wops by the sea

A place, I never wanted

To be

It's where the old come

To die

Set adrift just like

Bligh

I’ve been trapped here,  

But soon I’ll be free.

             <>

        No Internet

And yet another blank

page, but, unfold-able.


Can’t even make a jet.

              /|\
             / | \
            /  |  \
           /   |   \

I managed the runway.
                <>
        No Internet              

             [      ]

   A blank screen is

     no different to

   Count Dracula's

  mirror even when

   he’s looking at it.
381 · Jul 2018
Like.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Nobody wants to be like,
                Liked yes, similar no.
                I know twins,
                Both their initials begin
                With R, RR And RR.
                They are known as the
                Orrorrs at school.

                There is no need for like,
                Not even of minds.
                In poetry,
                ( to my way of thinking )
                Like is a joker in the
                Pack of words.

                Heaney is fond of it and
                Mary Oliver even began
                A poem with it.
                " Like Magellan, let us
                Find our Islands.

                Like assassinates metaphor
                And debases simile.
                But who am I to criticize
                The masters of whom I
                Aspire to be Like !
380 · Nov 2021
The Country
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2021
I will miss the morning walks
but not the flies at lunchtime

I will miss the isolation
but not being a recluse

I will miss the bio-organics
but not driving Kms to get them

I will miss the rolling pastures
but not the intensive farming

I will miss the scent of blossom
but not the stench of piggeries

I will miss the hens going to their coop
but not our own self imposed curfews

I will miss the lack cars on the road
but not of stern faced Gallic drivers

I will miss the country
but not for    L       O        N          G
379 · Aug 2018
Waiting Room.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
Waiting Room.
                            
                               It seemed as though I could
                               be there quite a while and
                               in anticipation, I began to write.

                               A poem would have been far
                               too short, unless that is, it
                               was something like, Ryme
                               Of The Ancient Mariner  or
                               Barbara Freitche.

                               Just then I heard a voice,
                               Ryan, you are always punctual
                               but you are a day early, your
                               appointment is not until tomorrow ' !
378 · Mar 2019
Nigel Farceur.
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
If Brexit was a card game,
cutting would permitted,
but, only after the deal, in
case the joker was trumps!
378 · Jul 2018
Tit For Tat.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
.(

It is a known fact, that
she has a natural coffee
stain birth mark on her
breast, which has made
an island of her left ******!
377 · Jun 2019
The Drone Ranger.
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2019
John Bolt On's nose is
attached to his glasses
and fitted to the ears.

The Moustache is an
Olfactory Nerve stopper,
because he speaks anally.
375 · Apr 2023
Handshake
Ryan O'Leary Apr 2023
Handshake

Extended arms overcome to reconcile
what was once divided and separated.

Perhaps one or both has to reach out
further, even to a protracted cantilever.

Age, tradition and culture arch backs
but a bow does not mean genuflection.

Traversing a span to overcome and reach
beyond voids of indifference takes ingenuity.

That which connects links of a chain
straddling the sprocket, is a split pin.

The cross of Calvary did not vex Jesus but
we let anger obliterate our viaducts of life.

Yet rehabilitation is achievable, 427 years
of damaged history was restored at Mostar.
374 · Jan 2019
Literal.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
When I heard someone
refer to the baker as a
loafer, I was quick to
remind him that Pascal
was up before the rooster
every day, that he had his
first batch of bread on the
shelves by 6:30 am Winter
and Summer which to me
is not the sign of a skiver
and furthermore, sir, it be
no harm if you took a slice
out of his pan, " Fritterer ".
372 · Nov 2022
Blame Duck (˚>
Ryan O'Leary Nov 2022
If a blind person is

Gifted a boomerang

For Christmas and

Ends up being hit in

The back of the head

After throwing it, then,

It is only logical that

Australian Aborigines

Are to be blamed.

Ps.

This is like Blaming
Russia for missile
strike in Poland.
370 · Oct 2018
Kallipolis.
Ryan O'Leary Oct 2018
On an overcrowded street,
where bright and darkness never meet,
where voices barter to be heard
from faces hidden behind veil or beard.

Aromas, perfumes, pungent smells,
wafting forth from wishing wells,
coffee roosters wake up the souls,
Bazaars of ochre in sun drenched bowls.

Minarets with nibs of lead
scribe crescent moons on skies near red,
Seraglio Point, which marks the Horn,
where Marmara is Bosphorus born.

The sky blue mosque mocks Mecca's name
but leaves no doubt to which bears fame.
Constantinople or Istanbul,
no place, no name, can be so full.

On one goes, by cheek, by jowl,
eclipsed by fading light in cowl.
No talk of morn, no night yet come,
no curfew called, nor quiet but hum.

Of dreams Aladdin's, of wicks, of lamps,
of sesame, pariahs, tramps.
Of sounds from far off citadels,
of glamour, clamour, peal knell-toll bells.

No sleep, no sheep, no counting herds,
no mudlark talk, no listening nerds.
Romans, Greeks, have gone and come,
left names on stones; Byzantium.

Where west joins east, nigh one the least,
by bridge shake hands, an eyeful feast.
The spawn of dawn, once far, now here,
a call to all, to kneel in prayer.
Plato described it as Utopia, Kallipolis meaning ideal city.
Where bright and darkness never meet? this of course is
introducing the reader to a nocturnal tour via the poem.
Coffee roosters is not a misprint, I have always associated
coffee with the rooster and tea with the owl.
Crescent moons on skies near red, is a metaphor for the abundance of
national flags one sees in Turkey.
Mudlarks are street scavengers.
First line last verse refers to Bosphorus bridge.
The poem is attempting to state how the city
seduced the author to renounce sleep rather then
miss what night had to offer. Few, if any capitals
possess such allure. It ends with Adhan which is
the Islamic announcement from each Minaret.
363 · Sep 2018
1788
Ryan O'Leary Sep 2018
Marie Antoinette
said the French
were revolting
in 1788 when she
visited her family
in Vienna.
363 · Feb 2019
Gibralter Board.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
Yes, sort of like plaster
of Paris, but it's nailed
to the stud as were the
Catalan Separatists.

Plâtre de Paris est pour
réparation des os cassès
après des gendarmes ont
frappè des Gilets Jaunes.

Americans use a water
board for extracting lies
from detainees at their
base in Guantanamo.

The International Court
Of Justice has a board of
directors, unfortunately
managed by The Vague.

Baby On Board brings a
smile to my face, because
it does appear as if the world
is being controlled by infants.
357 · Jul 2019
Balancing.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2019
Capitalists would rather
eat well, whereas, Socialists
would rather sleep well.

Mind you, it is difficult to
slumber on an empty stomach.

Yet, full bags can't bend or
empty bags can't stand!

It is a matter of balancing
advantages against disadvantages,

       " Weighing Up "

But on a See Saw, the Socialist
always has the better point of view.
354 · Dec 2023
The 3 Ho'stooges
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2023
Hamas are dressing up

hostages in military attire

  with green headbands

  and issuing them with

replica AK 47s and letting

    them loose in Gaza.
351 · Jan 2019
'Arán na bhFiann'
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
'The ******'s bread''
was brown with hale,

Rose from the embers
outside the pale.

T'was all they ate for
days on end,

Their flag, their strife,
no wind could rend.

A staff, a standard, a
a nations knead,

A daily rising, is still
our creed.

Famine, fasting, while
some did feast,

Our memories are
stored in yeast.
346 · Jan 2019
~~~~~Border~~~~~
Ryan O'Leary Jan 2019
The border between Ireland
and Ireland is a skipping rope
held by counties Donegal and
Down, but the problems is this,
Donegal are turning it clockwise,
whereas Down are anticlockwise.
346 · Dec 2018
River Dunce
Ryan O'Leary Dec 2018
If one were to assess the
I.Q. of all the fish in our
local Munster Blackwater,
which do you think is the
thickest dumbest of them?

In folklore there is a story
about Finn Mac Cool and
The Salmon of knowledge,
so, according to that, this
one can be ruled out.

Michael Flatley of Fermoy,
(not a fish) is trying to sell
Castle Hyde for 12,000,000
even though he apparently
paid 20,000,000 for it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5IdZ27CHgo
344 · Aug 2018
Hope Less.
Ryan O'Leary Aug 2018
It’s our aspirations which
make us unhappy.

Just like wet dreams,
the real imagined.

Lower expectations,
accept consequences.

We demand too much
of our leaders,

And lest we forget, we
are subjects, not citizens.

God save our Queen, at
least we have one.

Look at the French, no
role model for anything.

No aristocrats means
a common denominator,

Which as one can see
had to be set below low.

Be happy you are British,
hope less, you are more.
340 · Mar 2019
BRIP
Ryan O'Leary Mar 2019
Mourning after Brexit
The Black Widows of
BRUK in fishnet veils
be down by Dover to
watch an ebbing tide.

While en français
across the pond from
whence the Gallstone
did abscond, enfin, enfin,
will be their narquois snide.
339 · Jun 2018
A Fresh Loaf
Ryan O'Leary Jun 2018
I can remember my grandmother
     taking eggs from under a hen
    and on the way back, squirting
        milk from the udder cow.
      Srish srash, srish srash into
           a galvanised bucket.

    Out on the sill, souring lactose
       looked like a white brain in
     preserving fluid and together
    with the chickens yolk, took on
     the same colour, as the house
               of yellowed ochre.

      The mixing bowl resembled a
      world war one soldiers helmet,
     with near escapes of hen pecked
        enamel and skirmishes with
                 under fed dogs.

       Hands hauled sifted flour in
         memorised cup-holds,
           salt, a pinch in haste,
               a curse removed,
             a shoulder blessed.

         Fire, of turf, which smoke
       the walls and time caressed.
       Soda rising, raisins bursting,
    window cooling, dough to crust.
338 · Jul 2018
Snakes & Leaders.
Ryan O'Leary Jul 2018
Did you know that Saint Patrick is attributed with
banishing the snakes from Ireland.
Personally I think that they should be brought back,
because when you have snakes, there are no rats.
335 · Feb 2019
Crows.
Ryan O'Leary Feb 2019
The Crows had a meeting
on the wires this morning.

Their collective cawing was
remnant of Westminster.

Corbyn [Old French] Corbeau,
was getting it in the ear.

Bercrow, as per usual, in
the centre, eying the right.

May, the crow, never picks
their stack, but regardless,

She was about to go and
pluck someone.

Things were beginning to
look blacker and bleaker.

The Rooster Crowed, not
your call, she said,

Shut the **** up MaCrown,
crow'king's what frogs do best.

Crow'n quarto intervened,
just before dawn chorus.

Crow'd fondling #MeToo
Union Jack-Daw is guilty.

Off with his wings, to the
Bowery!

And away they all went,
back to their Crookery.
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