There are some who
would employ the
Pied Piper to drain the
deep state swamp vermin
from America. But who
better than Elon, because
unlike those other rats, the
Musk ones are herbivores
and not a threat to campers.

Mr Trump you have only
been President a month
and already you’re in the
process of stopping two
wars, how dare you ruin
the status quo can’t you
see nobody wants peace.
War means refugees and
mass migration which in
the absence of slavery is
our only alternative for a
cheap sustainable supply
of labour but those dumb
so called patriots who are
pulling down Palestinian
flag’s know nothing about
how economies flourish.
Dear Mr Trump and Putin
can you pull back from all
negotiations & resume war.
Resident Zelensky is not
included in this missive as
he requires no persuasion.

Trump in the hand
Beats joker in deck

Trump add Vance had
Zelensky Putin place.

EU and I saw it coming,
but Brussels, sprouting.

NATO & dyslexic OTAN
look for pen palindromes.

Long range forecast, says,
UK reign expected in Kiev.

Options are opinions
spelt differently, they
look the same but it’s
easy to tell them apart
if you look at them for
long enough because
your eyes will well up
with tears if you have
allergies to raw onions.

Hands are where the hearts are
     Zelensky’s is in his gauche
        Macron’s is in his droit
    Trump’s is in both, because
  He’s holding The Royal Flush

Freedom Fries?

Life is a series of choices
varied as palates with an
array of diverse cuisine's.

Native Americans were
christened by an optical
influence e.g Sitting Bull.

I met an Irishman In London
an Under-Pinner like myself,
his name was 2 Pork Chops.

Mario’s wife in Fulham Bdwy
was the best cook known but
Paddy always ate the same.

I got to thinking that he may
have been illiterate or was it
all he ever tasted back home.

Even today, there are those
who eat at McDonalds, I’ve
never darkened their doors.

I’m more alfresco (a la cart)
or, a Bohemian Belle Etoile*
an adventurous Gaelavanter.

We ourselves were once
beyond, but those within
were not corralled as are
2 millions of Pale’stinians.



Ps

The Pale was a fence the
Evil English built around
East of Ireland to keep the
natives out of Dublin. I
see Gaza in the same light.

.          \  /
             ~
Confucius say
chopstick for worm

             l
             I
             I

Year of $nake,
             barge pole

When I was a wee lad
not old enough to ask
and too young to know

something always had
me thinking, it was no
doubt mind’s etymology

one rarely see’s it now
that which I’ll be telling
if you give me a second

why were houses tied to
crow wire perches which
connected to bare stumps

I couldn’t understood either
why these trees had never
grown branches or leaves

some were like a bicycle
axle, with spokes going
off out in every direction

if I knew then what I now
know and put my ear to the
poles I could hear crosstalk

I’m only a birdcall away from
the wild Atlantic way in a van
without the with of insulation

The Americans would say RV
that be the case I am on a for
ever happy homeless holiday

The ocean fraps Ireland every
few seconds after each comma
there never is nor will be a stop

But my tinnitus is louder than it
and not punctuated so the waves
can’t trick my ear but can my~~~~~~~foot

The brook is conversing
normally with the water-
fall again, what a din, it’s
ben, torrents of abuse &
live streaming seems to
be flooding the airwaves.

Even the aqua ducks are
affected because it’s not
flying time again but they
are leaving, I can see that
far away look in their eyes,
Spring must be in the air!

.      Jack The Dull Boy

  He's looking through a
    crystal glass he sees  
   a cloud, it’s Nimbus &
   a lyre, no wait, there’s
   a mist, it’s a gold harp
  embossed in silhouette
   must have come from
  the well of the rainbow.
It’s tilting lilting draining
   gloom dissipating and
as darkness slowly turns
to enlightenment a poem
is being brought to you by
a 0.0% Genius & Guinness.

The neurologist spelt it out
in layman’s language for me.

He likened my cognitive
malfunction to plug/points.

The gap is too wide and the
spark is not getting across.

           Prognosis

There is no feeler gauge for
minds, so it’s the dunces hat.

Expulsion, rejection, addiction,
depression, expatriation, isolation.

Autistic, dyslexic, eccentric,
idiosyncratic, erratic, poetic!




Ps

I was 41 years old when I
discovered this in Auckland
New Zealand after one of
my many migrations or as
Alcoholic Anonymous call it,
DOING GEOGRAPHICAL’S.

Minsk
The Joker
A million dead
Donetsk republic lost
Black Sea Ports Russian
Now he’s selling state assets
Ukraine refugees welcome in Eire
But no to blacks coloured and Muslim

An unintentional palindromic
abbreviation to make u think

Picasso is dead, his abstract
works can only be presumed

So off you go and ponder my
autistic dyslexic creative m’i ?

Carnivore clothes peg
Crocodilicly concealed
In Spring shrubbery

Life is punctuated with
pain wounds and scars

but all of nature trods
on the same threshold

nothings immune it is
la force du destin nous

bien sur la vie est dur
mais la mort tranquille

Once a week on a Friday
my contract expires and
renews without an ounce
of renegotiation from me.

Fifty two times a year and
then one day I’m given my
last payroll and handshake,
my word was my *******.

A mantle clock to remind
me, a round of applause,
punched the last card and
my ‘time keeper’ signed it.

I should think there is some relief to be had from being judged and then incarcerated yet many of us have escaped the embarrassment of such fate
we’re free as birds roaming but with the demons

Ps

A lifelong sentence has no pause or stop

The Venetian’s for millennia had a Doge
Dickens had a character named Scrooge
I know it’s hard to believe
But more recently in Kiev
Ukrainians got a president called Stooge

To Those Who Hate Them

When the water evaporates
When the candles go out
There will be salt
There will be grease
Faith can never be filtered
Or the Angelus echo silenced
The Lord is ever present his
Love cannot be extinguished
We are all blessed even those
Who are casting cold eyes
On those of differing colour
Or creeds of distaste and distain
Let us share the planet and its pain
The warmth of its sun and Irish rain.

                    <>

The Irish are showing their true
colours, it is disgusting what’s
happening to homeless refugees.
They are being beaten on the
streets and passers by look on
with glee. I’m appalled ashamed
at the racism the hate it’s shocking.

A diviner told me once that
if I drank water from Tobair
na Focal, I’d write a stream
of sonnets a lake of lyrics, a
river of rhymes and a hydro
of haikus tis I’ll be dammed.

AA states that “there are no
rules or fees for membership”
but then they say who you see
here what you hear here when
you leave here let it stay here.
There is no such thing as free
speech, the world is a library in
Wimbledon, “ Quiet Please “

Silence is golden, confessional
boxes are not telephone kiosks,
speak easy, loose lips sink ships,
talk to the trees but never to the
grapevine, bite your lip tongue in
cheek, even the grass whispers.
Tantalus was punished by the gods
for uttering family secrets and Echo,
she only got to repeat the last word.

We cannot must not should not and
will not be ever allowed to air thought,
Cogito Ergo Sum is surely sufficient
unless you want to be a malicious idle
social media gossiper spreading hate.
Albert Camus said that there can be
no creativity without secrecy. In other
words empty vessels make most sound.

Swallow your words and take heed of
Omar Khayyham said in the Rubyiatt.
The moving finger writes and having
writ, moves on. Nor all your piety not
wit can lure it back to cancel half a line
nor all your tears wash out a word of it.

  A shut mouth catches no flies <‘)






All immigrants are welcome
In my Ireland & God bless
America for taking a million
Of us in 1847 lest we forget.

Do the refugees a favour
close your mouths and
open your hearts.

In the UK it was a
penny for the guy
which was the cost
of an Irish whistle.

But were told that
It’d be far better to
give it to the black
babies than blowing
into one of dim tings.

There was 12 in a bob
or shilling a hen and a
HARP for the Africans
is what the priest said.

We were confused but
never asked and always
thought ‘twas Guinness
that darkened their skin
and the Dublin brewery
said it was good for dim,
so every spare one we
got we gave to Fr. Flynn.

He used to say, if you
haven’t got a penny a
hapeknee will do and
if you haven’t got the
hapeknee then V U 2.

.        Forgive
          Us Our
      Trespassers

Open letter poem to
Irish fascist racists &
persecuted migrants.

Who was it that said?

               <>
come in the evening
               or
come in the morning
come when you’re
looked for, or, come
  without warning
kisses & welcomes
  you will find here
before you and the
oftener you come
    the more we’ll
        adore you.
              <>
Oh immigrant how
well it is I know the
the plight of being
homeless amongst
hostile aliens, I’m 74
a no fixed abode’r
in my native land
where once there
   was a 100,000
       welcomes.
What a sham we
have become but
  the no trespass
    sign has been
removed@roslare.

       Bienvenue
            Chez
             Moi.

Cogito Ergo Ego

It’s the I.D. mark
of an narcissist.

  But Descartes
was an echoist.

  Therefore, he
    chose Sum.

(‘<
Respect the things you
cannot say, courage to
say the things you can,
but if you are too dumb
to know the difference,
you won’t have serenity
unless you can change!
                                    <‘)

            (example)
******* Invalid Disabled

When a windscreen weeps

wipers keep the tears away

‘till clouds stop crying

For Francis

As head of the church
I always equated yours
to an egg because the
scull cap reminded me
of a well removed shell
carefully put back just
to keep the yoke warm
until lord of the manor
was ready for his petit
Dejeuner chaque matin.

Long ago at the bumpers
not dodge ems bachelors
in from the country used
lose glasses, false teeth
caps and crown toppers
at the local Irish carnivals.

I have often wondered if
you wore dentures and to
be sure you got the ears of
a Paddy, like Colm Meaney
did you know him, he is the
Irish Gerard Depardieu, see
he has  got Dieu in his name.

That auld ring you used to
wear on your right hand, twas
like one of the wans gypsies
wore at the horse Fair down
at Cahiramee in Buttevant Co
Cork where Napoleon bought
Marengo from a Kerry tinker.

You used to crack me up with
the ******* it always gave
us the idea you were ordering
a couple of pints in a noisy bar.

Towards the end you changed
your glasses, not the Guinness
ones, but lunettes, they looked
great on you, tinted they were I
never thought the shafts were
long enough.Them fcukin ears.

Do you think Messi will come?

Klu
Klux
       ^
      /\
Kl/. .\n

Gustav Klimt                        Germany
Ahakista                                West Cork
Le Bisous                                Francaise
Hostage (˚>x<˚) Hamas        Gaza

Hell is nocturnal,
that’s where the
bats come from,
and, it is where
the dark shades,
silhouettes, and
somber shadows
go to after sunset.

We should never
tell anyone to go
there and it’s only
those, who have
never been would
even consider it,
because insomnia
is a “wake up call”

Reveille((((((((((((((

They say Algebra moved to
Algeria, not Nigeria where a
0.0% Genius with a flat head
learned to play a Jews Harp
at an Al Anon meeting after
coming back from Alicante,
& Algorithmick although Irish
and not an alcoholic said he
thought it sounded similar to
Turlough O’Carolin’s concerto.

.       Cork Tea Shock

    Barry’s, the blenders
    from Cork were taken
    aback on hearing that
    Michael Martin was in
    for a second term of
    prime minister and it
    caused a spike in the
    consumption which
    overwhelmed their
    supply due to the
    celebrations all over
    the county even in
    parts of Kerry also
    according to the
    Healy Rae’s who
    said it is a grand sup
    with a drop of poteen.

Budweiser & Zelensky
are neck & neck @ 4.%
but Guinness @ 0.0% is
more popular than both
which means that if an
election is called by Mr.
Trump before Patrick’s
Day, Michael Martin the
Irish Tee Shirt, will be
taking a bowl of weeds*
to Kiev not Washington.

I have the nerve of vagus,
a gaelavanter, meanderer,
a ne’er do well’er no fixed
aboder, a traveler, thinker,
etymology, Roma Latinos,
vague, vagrant, vagabond
& I have nothing to declare
except for a 0.0% Guinness
a dyslexic alcoholic genius,
despite the assassination of
millions of brain cells which
we Irish,  can afford to lose.

You are so ******* yourself,
many never passed at school,
Michael O'Leary was expelled!

You excel at communicating,
at humour and at empathy,
exams never test those things!

You are an exceptional word
herder who always manages
to find a pen for your poems.

Erase the I didn't do memoirs,
rewrite, what you've done for
others, I bet it's a longish poem.

That’s was what I supposedly
had none of, a ne’er do well
but it’s not entirely true, since
my teens there was something
I wanted to do, but I never did
muster up enough courage to
attempt it. Given the situation
of fight or flight my adrenaline
gland always supplied me with
enough cortisol for the latter.
I was a failure at school never
passed a single exam not even
the driving test in later life after
five attempts may I add. Jobs
I had scores of and names I had
many too. I never produced a
child, the earth shows up those
of value and those who are good
fir nothing, I’m a **** in that case.
The only thing I excelled at in life
was drinking, I became a black
belt equivalent even got a special
medal from Alcoholics Anonymous
to prove I was a successful toper.
But whats been my ambition you
may be asking! Suicide, believe it
or not, but as in everything else, I
have failed, because I’m a quitter.

Off        By       Heart

Measure~beat &~flow
rhythm~cadence~row.

It is all in the breathing,
shallow, deep, pauses,
stops are punctuations
by the soul, feelings of
the  poetic sentiments
which express sound in
metaphor similar to the
seagull through the tin
whistle of Finbar Furey’s
Lonesome        Boatmen,
a tune that defied words!

I’ve got cholesterol by day
But it’s cortisol by night
This is why I’m stuck here
I can’t do fight nor flight

Peace comes drooping snow

Fail to bend rigid branch snaps

Unbalanced trunk falls

An unelected president,
alias court jester smirks.

I am the green tee shirt,
he exclaimed to a mirror!

An echo responded, you
are the joker, I am Trump.

Tree branch crow landing

Seasonal haiku setting

Leaves take Autumn flight

Carnivore Cuts

Main Street Media
Special porky menu
Does not cater for
Vegetarians/ Vegans.

The BBC has been asked
to remove a documentary
“ How To Survive Gaza “.

The Cloven Ones who are
Main Street Street Media
don’t want the truth outing.

This is how the hollow cost
oaks was given a nose job,
lies **** lies and statistics.

*** Steroids

They say “short and sweet
Like a donkeys gallup”

Other than that one doesn’t
Hear much of their stamina

Mules are not noted for the
Cortisol rush

There may have been a mention
In the flight into Egypt

But generally they are stubborn
Tetu comme un Ane, in French

April 1st in France is jour de l’ane
Fools cap paper is chapeau d’ane

I wore the Dunces hat at school
A donkey cap, because I was slow

But it seems I chose flight rather
Than fight, “ *** Strides “

My Gallup has not been short or
Sweet, it’s been long and unsavoury

Trump
            Shuffles
Cuts
           Deals
And
           Removes
The
            Joker
From
            The
Deck

It’s going to be snakes &
leaders time again soon.

Zelenskyy & Netanyahu
will get the Satan trophy.

Trump, and Putin on the
blitz will be sharing Nobel.

My  po   as  bee  anction d
hat  is   hy  it  akes no   ense