Mixed Metaphor suitable
for Irish racists.
Overcrowding, would ya
look at it, the constellation,
far too many stars, bet
ya half of them are from
some other galaxy just
milking our solar system.
Take the moon, now that’s
a one, come day go day, now
you see it now you don’t.
Where does our light go, when
the darkness comes, tell me!
The sea is another skiver offer
high tide low tide Spring tide,
no tide, but that will be a lake.
The earth does day trips
around it’s axis and once a
year a trip to the back of the sun.
The seasons seem to come
and go as they please but
they deciduously dump their
foliage all over the place.
Birds are economic migrants
pure and simple, especially
those ******* Swallows, did
you know that they have more
nests than one and they leave
their dropping’s everywhere.
Fortunately we’re on an island
or we’d be inundated with the
Transhumances every year
coming here for easy pickings.
****** excursionists the lot of
them, I think there should be a
wall constructed at the equator.
PETA are like all those government
agencies finding accommodation
for these strays when we should
be constructing kennels for our own.
Pest control I say, not passport
control and God knows what diseases
they’re bringing into the country, is
there anyone checking, we are rabies
free, or should I say, we were!
These animals could have anything,
but what’s more concerning, is that
they’re mating with the native species.