I am only a coloured in
silhouette I’m not even
dyed, just a rub, there’s
no need to scrub me out.

Me, I just got a tint and
a wee bit too much sun
that is all, screen is what
I need not paint remover.

We don’t mind wearing a
hijab, if our faces offend,
but please Donny T don’t
send us up to Greenland.

As far as I am concerned
y’all is ******* Wetbacks
and A-rabid in the garden,
it’s time to go to the jungle.

(‘< Ebola will be the next covid
con & the dumbed down ducks
will be lining up for Vaccines <‘)

**** Of Itch had no vax
I didn’t either and we’re
Not dead or sick and we
Are both vegetarians too.

Oh gullible geese
Desist and decease
Don’t be like sheep
For the con’trol police

Categories
Caterpillar
Catcher
Catalog
Catalyst
Cathedral
Catholic
Cattle
Catamaran
Catastrophic
Cats
**** birds
Catstrate
The lot
Of them
Catapult
The
Kittens
Better
Again
Catechumenate
Every last Feline.

5  (5+2)  5
is 17 syllables
in haiku format

Low  Lands Well  Loo Ton
Water (ing) Belgium Rubber  
from Ireland boots Duke

At the crossroads of life
two people cannot make
one decision unless it is
the democratic option of
a third choice which will
be an accommodation &
not a route either would
select if they were alone.
                      +
Sometimes it’s an epitaph.

China’s Deep Seek
Sinks US Deep Fake
To bottom of graph
Tale of a tail of a $nake.

               \ /

Chopsticks to uncle
Ben and Uncle Sam
God Less America
Peking you sleeping

         <•> <•>
               L
               =

   Ha ha **** yew

Tempus Fugit, Icarus,
The Irish Wild Geese,
Bumble Bees, Tanners
Fleeing into Egypt all
choose the latter but it
is not always an option.

The ****** Red Baron
had to do both, as do
refugees the homeless
and those who suffer
the AA terminology of,
Doing Geographical’s.

There is nothing more
challenging than the
constant battle against
an adversary that is in
permanent pursuit no
matter where you go.

Psychological demons
turn up at every lay-by
at every ferry crossing
every campsite and no
matter what one does,
there’s no respite, ever!

We will tunnel into the
mounds of demolition &
post our flags of freedom
on the minarets of masonry.

We will remain defiant
Mr Trump and no amount
of threats or treachery are
going to break our spirits.

You can freeze us, squeeze
us, starve us, humiliate us,
but as Anthony Bourdain said,
“ courage is made in Palestine “.

At night in the dark it
is impossible, besides,
they are silhouettes.

Same advice ****** me
off, it doesn’t work if it
is psychologically based.

Imagine a police artist
employed to sketch this
nocturnal intruder.

Fear is unfaceable and
refuses to turn up for
an identity parade.

I = as in I for an I
Is  = abbreviation for Israel
Real = as in false
Lies = ditto
Liars = ditto + false
Lira = as in Shekel
Sir = as in Geldof
Sale = as in Woolworth’s
Lisa = as in Jewell
Air = as in Rafah raid
Rise = as in up, against them. Allah Akbar.

It wasn’t until the field
opposite our camper
van white outed over
the grass that I got to
wonder what the birds
might be contemplating.

I tell you this because I
suffer from a very rare
disorder called blank
page syndrome which
can be overwhelming
when I’ve nothing to say.

We don’t like how the
Poet makes us question.

His interpretation of the
world must be tainted.

Our concepts were fine,
now we don’t how to think?

He ruined our perception
and introduced doubt.

Who do we believe, MSM
surely knows more than him!

(‘< Ending Gaza Holocaust & Auschwitz
Did not accidentally coincidently occur
At the same time. It is the tried & tested
tactic of marketing and promoting product.
Two Holocaust’s but one’s more important.

MSM people are licking this off the floor
Right now because they are not cogito
ergo sum, it is all being manipulated and
manufactured for them just like the processed
food the majority of them consume. <‘)

Where education ends,
curiosity, should begin.

The former is but a brief
introduction to the latter.

For some it’s not sequential
no entrée no amuse bouche.

How does one write for those
who are unable to understand.

I can imagine illiteracy, as in
not being able to read Sanskrit.

James Joyce learned Norwegian
solely to read Ibsen’s “Peer Gynt”.

Edward Fitzgerald learned Persian
to read Omar Khayyam’s Rubaiyat.

But the etymology of ignorance is
not caused by stupidity, it’s neglect.

.                /       /
         Mna Mna

   Sally agus Ashley
Ag caint insan coillte.
      /
  Ta an Fir ag teacht.

Cr t cs   ar   an bals
T ey   ick d  my  p em
To  pi ces   ev n  c ewed
alf  t e  *** e   ext   t me
I  w ll   rite  a  v g tar an  1
T ey  ar  w rse t an lo usts.

Eau revoir reservoir,
our well’s a dry font.

No baptisms until the
diviners intervention.

Artesian’s of Artois,
      spring forth.

Manon du Source, you
were not a sorceress

But Ugolin and Pape,
were a pair of sec fcuks.

Greenland was Denmarks
Van Diemens, ‘twas a crim,
Eric The Red christened it
Green , but only one shade
Because the Irish had taken
Emerald plus the other forty.

Nuuk is the capital so Trump
Thinks they are a threat to
America and this is why all
The Faroe between W. D.C
And Copenhagen currently.
The G in MAGA is for green.

.        Bombs      
  * *  *  * *  *  * *  *
         People
  }  }  }  }  }  }  }  }  }
         Graves
  + + + + + + + + +
           Gaza
  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ?  ? ?

I am going to make every
Letter a soldier and every
Paragraph a platoon and
Every chapter a legion of
A book that will march to
Jerusalem and when this
Army of Allah arrives and
Reclaims the ancient city
It’s only then it’ll be titled!

We are not all on vacation
don’t you know, some of
us are permanent snails
and we need shell-tering.

We’re the no fixed aboders
the off roaders en passants
ships of the night looking
for any port in the storm.

But you keep moving the
goal posts and dropping the
crossbars 2.1 meters head
height which is just for cars.

Everywhere is empty at night
not a vehicle in sight, yet we
are treated as though we have
blight, c’mon let us on to the site.

We’re not ne’er do wells, just a
wrong turn in life has created our
Hell’s, it’s Winter not tourists, vans
are our homes and not prison cells.

We’re homeless not hopeless but
somewhat like refugees it seems
we’re not wanted we are the new
refusees.

There was a time in this land
when the Tinker was scorned
Travelling People we call them
because we have reformed ?

Cead Mile Failte is the motto
of yore, on the town hall of
Mallow they go one number
more.

“Come in the evening
  or come in the morning
  Come when you’re looked for
  or come without warning

  Kisses and welcomes
  you’ll find here before you
  And the oftener you come
  the more we’ll adore you”

It’s best if you’re English,
though not Arab or Black
and all camper van livers
will be given some flack.





Ps. This poem is for the
homeless, whatever form
that is for you. I empathise
and sympathise with all of
you wherever you are in
the world. I am 74 and I can
assure you that Wintering
out in Ireland is not easy,
but a far cry from what the
people of Gaza are facing.

The French are of the
belief that the East has
no centre, middle is a
typically English class.

Has it ever occurred to
you that upper or lower
East are never mentioned,
except by New York Jews!

..                 P

                   |  
    M            *         O
                   |

                   E

The sole purpose of the
Poet is to write an alarm.

A wake up call for the
compass of our conscience.

Ma Hat Ma Gambit

Thy Wool Be Done

Safe *** we all practiced
with ***** in our socks
but the patch darned ones
were as good, as Botox.

.      An Israeli Jew is a hostage

Palestinian Muslim’s are prisoners

I am 47, and, feeling AK
about my Braille dotting
of the black Limousines
while you are inside, en
route to the world bank.

Kalash rhymes with cash
and crash, nikov & rip off
sound symbiotic, but what
care you with your bungy
graphs of $nakes & adders!

A                    0                   %

Irish Black With Frothy Head

Tries To Join MENSA

I got to thinking that there
must surely be a far better
collective noun for words
other than the dictionary.

But for the starlings, I think
that a murmuration of words
would have been absolutely
perfect, it’s wasted on birds.

But I didn’t give up there, I
found an even better one, a
Pride of Lines, but Metro
Goldwyn Mayer beat me to it.

What about a M.A.N. of letters,
ideal don’t you think, Munich,
Augsburg, Nuremberg, so that
means a diesel truck load of them.

It’s as cold as a dogs nose
in the camper van Donny T,
so we are fully supportive of
you’re global warming plan.

**** the Greens, we agree
with you, fossil fools is what
I say they are & the majority
of them are CAR(NIVORES).







Ps

Walk to work hypocrites
buy a Donkey & eat veg.

P@ gets lost on
the roundabout
because he has
a maze dyslexic
syndrome which
causes palindromic
Illusionary mirage
accentuated by
tunnel myopia
vision disorder
and he has no
rear view mirror,
besides, he is a
native Irishman
driving on the
wrong side of the
road in France
****** as a ****.

@theGuess- Inn*
Bar, Char Ade is
not an infer jest
of calculus, divine,
fathom, or predict.

Presume, pretend,
speculate or solve
are all suppositions
and no, it is not an
anagram, palindrome,
nor a scrabbled word.

Char Ade as opposed
to lemon or Lucosade
is a dark beer made in
Ireland by Guessinn?

.     Des mots En Francaise
      sont Knee Cap agus as
      Gaelge “Capine Glune”.

      We all know genuflect,
      Bob Geldof took to the
      knee and got knighted.

      But sure what of it don’t
      the Irish pay homage to
      INRI, worse than QE 2nd.

What is it, and why, do
macho men, every time,
have a need to include
their pints of Guinness
for the camera and how
naked they must feel on
their passports. At least,
in Ireland the government
made an accommodation
on the cover, with a Harp.

Clapham—Junction
|||||||||||||||
I must say that I was
taken aback, when a
hobo said he’d like to
halve a word with me.
||||||||||||||||
This is crazy, ( Loco )
& immediately it was
his purpose ( motive )
that came to my mind.
||||||||||||||||

Artificial intelligence could
expose the saviour as being
a complete fabrication by
Pontius Pilot says the Pontiff.

Pope Francis said Madonna
exists because he met her
but even spiritually Vaticanus
cannot vouch for INRI anon.

Dr Bob and Bill Wilson had
reservations regarding his
miracle of turning water into
wine, he was barred from AA.

It’s.                    A long way from.                Home.
            But.                                        Time
Is.                                Not.                                  A
         Measure.                                By

Which.                       We                         Are
            
                 Able                        To
                  
    
Space                       Or                              Mark

•


To Be Or Not To Be,
        [On An A4]

Here, we had, an empty
stage, now as you can see,
I placed a spotlight on
the top left hand corner.

So, all the world is a page
and we, yes we, are but the
plagiarists, where copyright
is of no **** consequence.

Words have no worth, William,
each and every one were in
common usage, all coined long
before you or Shakespeare’s time.

Besides, the Queens English is
not a hereditary birthright, we
Irish were forced to speak it, so
I am making no apologies for theft.

You ******* stole our language
Tir Gan Teanga est une Tir Gan Ainm
therefore I will plunder the Oxford
dictionary of its contents & **** you UK!

The reason Joe Genocide
didn’t give himself a pardon
is because Erdogan took a
resentment and said he saw
no reason for the Turkey
pardoning @Christmas.us
He went on to call the ex
president after the capital.

IZAN SI A DYSLEXIC
HE MUSK SALUTE
MIT ***** HAND

There is a rainbow arc
rising and falling over
the skirting board.

The Milky Way can be
seen further up the wall,
a switch of Bakelite is Mars.

North facing in mildew
valley and no damp proof,
of course.

Double glazing adds to the
sporosity, it’s a hermetically
sealed fungal factory.

Mould as old as the hills of
blocked sunlight and wind that
shakes the barley never blows.

MAG A MIRACLE IS BETTER THAN LOURDES

Immaculate conceptions, loaves and fishes,
need stewards

Last supper chefs table at nine

They turned the water into wine

But their Michelin * was obscured

World   Bank
Food     Bank
Blood    Bank
West     Bank

God is great
Yet, Allah is better
Buddha would be best
But for bread and the butter

There was Apple and Google and Pfizer
Known as the Celtic economic appetiser
They were the Democrat gifts
To prevent US Irish voter rifts
But Donny T is sending us back to fertiliser

Deutszland Uber Ales,
myth, French Resistance
to rendezvous @ Paris.

Der Spiegel said that
they are two lame ducks
only fit for Fois Gras.

Von Der Lie Then, said
President ******* Up est
un chat parmi les pigeons.

Keir Stammering congratulated
Trumpets inauguration despite
calling him a **** in 2024.

Kentucky Fried Chicken are
giving a free wishbone with
every left wing purchase.

McDonalds are offering GMO
French Fries to asylum seekers
who voted for Camala Chameleon.

The Gulf Stream which influences
the European climate will be metered
after name change to Gulf of America.

MAGA is happening because Donny T
has bigger ***** than the bronze bull of
Wall St. & **** those who put him down.

All changed, changed
utterly, the horseman
rides by on a terrible
beauty, born of cold
eyes cast on Gaza by
genocide Joe demon
& Karma Kaze Harris.

It never ceases to amaze
me that when words get
to escape their captivity
of dictionaries, inevitably,
they turn up, (like these
ones) on identity parades.

After I wake there is
no point in trying to
renegotiate with the
flocking sheep and
why is it that the fox
never gets the rooster?