Let he who has not
sinned cast the first
boomerang at those
who, possibly have!

Brain fog, misty eyes,
runny nose & dribble
is the long range fore
cast for us all, but we
must never give in to
the gravitational pull.

The brain is unable to
differentiate between
what’s real & imagined.

Erections are a perfect
example of this theory,
but wet dreams prove it.

Eve left the garden of
paradise adamant she
had seen enough, but
she forgot to pick her
Apple up at the gates
of Heaven, from Peter.

Because she was a
person place or and
a semi - anonymous
***** she preferred
to be referred to, as
the common usage
pronoun in grammar.

One might assume
IE (those who live in
future and past, or
both) that now would
be mid way between
the two, but that isn’t
the case and while we
have had less time in
past we tend to spend
more in the future but
when we have less left
in the future we spend
more in the past and in
both instances we cross
the present to get there
and as we all know, the
present is now and that
is why it’s called the gift!

Everyone wants best
prices and bargains

Cheap flights exploits
and **** hydrocarbons

Everyone wants to eat
more but to pay less

McDo’s, junk food, love
handles, what a mess

Everyone is thinking
about global warming

While trying to stay cool
without sounding alarming

Everyone professes to
be an animalarian

Yet only 6 per cent of us
are actually vegetarian