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Ryan O'Leary Jan 9
Dynamo Kiev is the latest
  innovation for Winter heat.
  Boris Johnson has come
  up with yet another genius
  plan to out fox Putin on the
  blitz. All of the London bikes
  are being sent to Ukraine
  to keep the heating and street
  lights working. Refugees from
  EU will have fares paid and
  accommodation supplied in
  return for peddling the bicycles.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 9
Destin ou Provenance
                 ?

First thing a man stops
doing when he begins
to get depressed is he
abandons the ablutions.

The three O’Clock
shadow matures into a
stubble then a beard.

By hiding ones self there
is no need to-see the
reflection, It is foetal time.

Rooms darken, minds dim.

But as in nearly all cases
a rude renaissance occurs.

There is the inevitable baulk of
looking in the silver lined glass
frame without a picture, and
preparing to rejoin the world.

The hot tap is engaged, there
is a rummage around for a BIC.

By the time we are finally
ready to confront ourselves



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                  The mirror
                         has
                 misted over!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 8
The first thing men stop
doing when they begin
to get depressed is they
cease washing & shaving.

The three o’ clock
shadow matures into a
stubble then a beard,

By hiding the face there
is no need to-see ones
reflection in the looking
glass. It is foetal time.

Rooms darken, minds dim.

But as in nearly all cases
a rude renaissance occurs.

There is the eventual fear
of facing the mirror, then of
shaving, and joining the world.

The hot tap is engaged, there
is a rummage around for the BIC.

By the time you’re ready to confront
whom you have been hiding from,

The glass has fog misted over!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 8
If America takes over
Greenland it will be
The end of Rudolf,
he’s a known commy.

Coca Cola will have
To share with Fanta.

And Aunta Claus
Will be taking over
From The Fat ****.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 8
If humans consumed
less animal and more
Pro Teen, there would
be less, Youth In Asia.
Ryan O'Leary Jan 8
Every cloud’s got a silver lining
the Irish Nimbus has a tear tab!
Ryan O'Leary Jan 8
Repetitious harmony
had a soothing sound.

Enzo was cat napping,
Canine dreams no doubt.

Then came the high E ping,
Lights out in Massachusetts.

Lying sleeping dog leaps from
his basket, I need more practice.
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