It’s real the Israels left
Just like the Romans
Who never came or
The Danes who did
But wished they didn’t
Or like the English who
Would have liked but
Were unable to stay.
Good riddance to the
Lot of them I say, keep
Them out, but they tell
Me that there is a Dew
Still lurking in Tullamore,
Bring on the Palestinian
Refugees, we might need
Them to throw stones just
Like Finn Mac Cool did.