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It’s real the Israels left
Just like the Romans
Who never came or
The Danes who did
But wished they didn’t
Or like the English who
Would have liked but
Were unable to stay.
Good riddance to the
Lot of them I say, keep
Them out, but they tell
Me that there is a Dew
Still lurking in Tullamore,
Bring on the Palestinian
Refugees, we might need
Them to throw stones just
Like Finn Mac Cool did.
Israil closes their
embassy in Ire-land

Staff to leave country
Irish jumping for joy.

******* transplants
Free to all *******.

  Sin on Harris said
  INRI is next to go.

Ireland is the best
Country in the world

To invest money in
Because your capital

Will always be Dublin
But don’t tell the Gews.
Just as the flame
Holds to the wick
And the wick to
The wax and the
Wax to the stick,

The wind watches
And waits until
The final flicker
And that’s when it
Kidnaps the smoke.
But
Fire breaks in the forest
Differ in width, it depends
On tree heights, species
And the prevailing winds.

In poetry literature music
It is beat verse or chapter.

In written word it’s comma.

In the spoken word pending
On the question it can vary.

For example if you ask about
Brian Thomson/ Luigi Mangione
The response will be thus.

He didn’t deserve to be shot

                    BUT
Nancy Reagan Pelosi or Parker
3 wise women but which one is darker
I won't say as pitch
But she's a snitch and a *****
If a bird, she would be a sky larker.
CEO    Luigi Mangione Pizza.
Cheese Eggplant and Olives
On a perforated base, chilly
Pellets to burn your fat *****.
Sighmon #arri$, Irish Teashirt
Said behind closed doors that
the state of Israil had no *****
to exist and that irelands VWll
Neutrality stance was purely
Anti semantic and that irelands
Favourite statue will always be
the cross of the Tullamore Dew
in county Offaly @therepublic.ie
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