I was a knee ****
boney spindly legs
probably hormoiously
imbalanced and coming
3rd (with 2 Older siblings)
I was the 1950’s diluted
one of the pack, but no
way was that accepted
by my macho father so
I was put on Guinness
because the advert said
It was good for me and
now I am an alcoholic
still fragile at 73 so what
the **** was that about?

I live in a yaourt,
  a bit like an Ig
   without a loo,
  but I’m saving
up for a teepee!

Gaza must not be pushed
Aside by Kiev and Tel Aviv.

Only 1 Dew in Tullamore and no
Dues or fees for AA membership.

Be
   Low
          Zero
Sounds like an order
But it is an actuality.
Yesterday it was so
Cold in the van, we
Had no lights or heat
And dark at four pm
Went fœtal until 8am.
Homeless is no fun
Anytime, but Winter
Is exceptionaly cruel.

Daniel Defoe and Vincent Van Gogh
Were driving in London taking
directions from a Cockney Sheila.

She said ‘Left Ear’ which Defoe
didn’t hear and of course Vincent
Thought she was *******.

We all have one thing that
Unifies us, a solitary quality
An ultimate uniqueness which
undeniably denies superiority.

It’s a characeristuc we may not
Have been previously aware of.

It’s the fact that each and every
one of us were first up the
Fillopian tubes, so don’t delude
Yourselves  you are no greater or
Lesser than homeless/refugees.

You are not their referees.

Share the podium with our
Fellow man woman and *****.

Because we’re all just the result
Of another prématuré *******
Before abortion was legalised.

I can’t make you see.
I can’t force you to listen.
I can’t put taste in your buds.

It’s because you have uncultured
Palates but let me assure you that
Barry’s Tea is superior to PG Tips.