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Ryan O'Leary Dec 1
They know we are here but
why should they respond to
us, we registered a  ™Brand
without considering asking
permission, pure arrogance.

Now Elon Musk is trying to
turn it into a tourist destination.
It won't be long before O'Leary  
starts another Ryan Air low fare
intergalactic milky way hub.

Then of course, that will be
followed by another Paddy
opening a "Mars Bar" selling
Guinness & Chocolate Smoothies
without wrappers, or even ripples.


https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/nov/30/smooth-mars-bar-wins-aylesbury-man-2-compensation-and-internet-fa­me
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Only a very minuscule fraction
of the world have experienced
homelessness. The quantity of
empathy should not be feigned.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
It is a metaphorical illusion
the mirage of magic where
garden fencing mimicking
railway tracks meets at the
cornucopia vanishing point.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
No. It is not anti semantic to
request a ******* transplant,
or to say you'd prefer a Paddy
any day, to a Tullamore Dew.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
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It wasn't until I noticed a

zag-zig-zag on the wall

that I figured out, Zorro

had a prostate problem.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Je pense? that it Israeli
important for a one
or two state fix nation
to be achieved for all of
the occupiers clandestine.
Ryan O'Leary Nov 30
Chewing masticating supping
is the audible rush hour of the
inner ear, a hectic activity even
more so, if one is having toast.

Crunch crackle creak sounds, as
though you are living under the
the arch of the railroad tracks by
a roundabout on Tinnitus Grove.
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