I set a paper rocket flyin', and it hurtled into space breaking off gravity - all the way to Mars orbity!
Now everyone's surprised, coz a mere paper rag flew up high and reached that rarefied lile where only the costliest of junkets lounge leisurely by.
They said you're stupid, you got a paper twit to beg and you've wampered even that away: how dares a hungry haggard send missives down the skies?
I stand staring, starry eyed. This is an old squint, that I got learning to look the other way as my brothers starved and pottered on the streets when cotton and coal funneled to Manchester leets.
But last heard, papa John's makin' paper boats to swim by them snooty stars and there's a scramble at my yards to get some ******* to the Moon.