My android phone
Is acting up...
This is getting old!
I've seen molasses
Moving faster. ...
In a freezer on the Pole!

I'm having trouble reading
I'm leting you all know...
It seems that I am writing you
Each time I blow my nose!

I'm gonna lay hands on it
And I am gonna PRAY. ..
But please folks... forgive me
If I don't read right away!