I know my friends here would
Never go behind my back...
But someone is...


There's a breed of HP troll
They are wicked
They are bold.

They are smarmy but they attack
They go for the throat
Behind the BACK.

I KNOW they do. You may agree.
I know cuz it's happening to me.

I know the signs. I know the drill.
It's old news now. I've had my fill!!!

Hello Poetry's my home for good
But the termites try to eat the wood!

Here's my solution.
Here's my plan.
I'm bringin' in the Orkin Man!!!

When I hear someone go and try
To put someone down, try to LIE

I won't LISTEN!!! I WON'T PLAY!
I won't diss someone... I'LL PRAY!

My ol' granny had a brain
She was wise as people claim.

She said to watch
for 'sharing' people.
Especially those UNDER A STEEPLE.

What they preach ain't what they do
If they talk.about me
They'll talk about you!

Believe NONE of what you HEAR
And HALF OF WHAT YOU SEE...
It's EASY to lie these days... agreed?

The company of foes
The company of fools
The hackers hack
and use other tools.

SO WHY DO YOU LISTEN?!!
It's a cinch
They'll take a mile
Given one inch!

I've lost readers. That's all I see.
I know how to smell duplicity.

I don't want this.
This game they play.
But I'm stuck with the mess.
It's still their way.

I tried to warn.
Folks... IT'S ALL LIES.
It's simply a TROLL IN DISGUISE.

Now. I am tired. I've called the bluff.
Can you blame me?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH.