I had a dream that I was weightless
I was unconscious, but my eyes were open
I couldn't speak but I was conscious

And everyone I ever cared to impress
Gathered around me and picked me up
And ***** me

And laughed at me and carried me
Around like I was crowd surfing at a concert
But there wasn't any music playing

I didn't have a way to break out
Of their grasp
So I closed my eyes

I still pretend they're open.