There once was a chicken and there was once a hawk the hawk would talk non stop about his ability of flight his speed his force he'd talk so long the chicken would bash his head against the door
The chicken hated the hawk hated listening to him talk the chicken wanted to beat the hawk so he would no longer have to hear him talk and then the Rocky music played as the chicken flapped his wings up steps sliced out in the sky till he would reach the top then dive
the chicken became very good at this though not as good as the hawk and when the hawk won the race he would just continue to talk and talk the chick was sick of it he fled to his own getaway feeding on solely chocolate and liters of gatorade
The chicken consumed until he couldn't see his toes he stumbled out his front door where man found him unaware of his past caring just for the fire and not the wood why the Hawk is fast and the Chicken tastes good