deception is the old fellow's name
he's an ace professional con man
this is his no good claim to fame

he's fab at handling the charisma pan
far too smooth is his presentation
he's an ace professional con man

he'll never get an honesty ovation
the old guy is tops at the odd slippery trick
far too smooth is his presentation

a keen eye can pick him real quick
his act is well honed and rehearsed
the old  guy is tops at the odd slippery trick

on the subject of fraud he's well versed
world class are his abilities at shadiness
his act is well honed and rehearsed

he struts his stuff with much cleverness
world class are his abilities at shadiness
deception is the old fellow's name
this is his no good claim to fame