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COMEDIC TOILET GHOST POEM

When clocks strike twelve and trainings end

— lurk not, they say, in school at night.

Age-old stories tell of how there’re

things that throng in fluorescent light.

 

In toilets silence screeches loud,

for when school’s empty, they arise:

Ghosts of pregnant girls lie wailing,

with cleaner-uncle poltergeists.

 

For now I sit on chilling white,

resounding prayers in my mind;

my heart racing with dire wish

a friend of Casper’s I won’t find —

 

Then eeeeeeek!

Is that a door creaking?

Perhaps it stemmed from my own mind,

Hinges sing as they fly open!

Thou who entered, oh be my kind!

 

A thud thud thud as shoes traverse

across the glinting marble floor;

and louder,

louder as they get

much nearer to my sacred door!

 

THEN SILENCE

 

or so I wish!

 

But a loud knock takes my breath away.

The unlatched bolt lies there lazing

HOW’D I FORGET TO LOCK TODAY?

 

A hand thrusts in so hard and swift,

door’s open ‘fore I can react!

I’m facing now a girl my age,

She bawls at me with little tact —

 

Eyes bloodshot and tummy bloated,

“YOU DISGUSTING PIG! HOW DARE YE?!”

I dash out of the girls’ toilet

before she tries to castrate me.

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Written by
dyanova
Published
Sep 6, 2014
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Hahaha wrote this for the fun/pun of it.

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