Hi,

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but I'm selling something!!!
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change the game,
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Plus what I'm selling
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He doesn't care about you —
he just cares about money.
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and you'll see the difference.

Trust me. I'm your guy
and you NEED
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And once you have it
you'll never
have to imagine
yourself without it
again.