Scanning from the ground upward over my torso Reveals an disturbing inventory of dysfunction brachymetatarsia, in both feet! Unequal leg length Reconditioned knees Atrophied right quadriceps Hernia Scar L4 & L5 Vertebrae way too chummy Are these *******? Are these jowls? Gum recession Moderate gastro intestinal reflux Three diopter challenge in both eyes Dermatochelassis, left and right Scintillating scotoma Male pattern baldness – rear solar panel developing. And yet when asked I reply, Oh, I’m fine! I’m fine. And you, and you, still love me.