So lethargic Victim of calumny Ruptured appendix Constantly rebuked On the pursuit of happiness Receiving flack So pusillanimous Looking for something cathartic Fight with yourself When your're your own worst enemy Leaving everyone scratching their heads And hanging on every word Smoke 'em if you got 'em First impressions are my worst impressions Bad decisions and fallen angels Pedantic stipulations Derogatory semantics Fight with yourself When your're your own worst enemy Leaving everyone scratching their heads And hanging on every word Smoke 'em if you got 'em Review the glossary Check the index It's a lost cause The cut throat is fighting The masked wrestler on a tugboat They're both wearing Hawaiian shirts Fight with yourself When your're your own worst enemy Leaving everyone scratching their heads And hanging on every word Smoke 'em if you got 'em -Tommy Johnson