The quartet became a trio The trio became a duet The duet became a solo act The first chair was ambidextrous His hands worked as a duo He called them Cain and Abel They had great reflexes He washed them with soap and water
He played in light houses Night clubs Tin Pan Alley
He sang about tapped phones With a dead pan, dry humor And dehydrated wit To a room full of sugar daddies and their sugar babies His music left them befuddled but hungry for more
He ate nothing but black bean brownies for weeks Any tiny morsel of food he could find to survive He wore a pork pie hat And would always say "lather rinse repeat"
To him racism was a detestable invention of mankind "Towel-head" He cringed at that word
But when he got on stage at The Tree Trunk a moment of tranquility commenced