Get your hands out of your pants There is no need to feel a little more at home Get a **** hatchet for Pete's sake open that melon of a face Watered-down? Add sugar "Home isn't what's up" Even ask the rice cooker It broke eighteen years ago so now it just burns everything the way the mom burns the dad's bacon And doesn't it just make your head spin how meat passes through without making you any stronger than the day before when the neighbors got everyone drunk on their very own cyanide? But give it a chance Hell, any new place is an adventure. Please. You don't know what will happen you're not a freaking oracle, a job left for debate in the same category as freaking poppies and whether or not they should even be flowers.
Smell them.
Fraud.
For Megan, my cousin who graduated last night, and her ex-boyfriend (a marine, I think). I wrote this when I thought they were still getting married and was thinking, "What the heck, go ahead! Who cares what they say!" Also, a rant about the suburbs--I'm so glad and proud that she has made it out of them alive.