It was aboard a passenger cruise ship
The Captain was a man that could surely dip
But his secret was hidden, but here’s the tip
The Captain would dress in drag
He felt he had everything in the bag
The night time under the moon
The Captain stepped out in drag with nylon in tact
The passengers certainly didn’t expect that
However one passenger realized one size didn’t fit all
The Captain was loss in his own stall
The passengers took pictures of the Captain caught in the act
It was pictures upon pictures becoming a pack
The Captain had his cabin partly open, and one passenger noticed he put nylon on and he let it be shown
The wonders of personality will finally be known
High heels for the effect
Being the Drag Queen was the Captain’s elect
Now you know how the Captain wore nylon
But you know where nylon truly belong
A secret that came out
The title says it all of what I was writing about.