I've got serious poetic issuses The rhyme in my mind never quits I've seen countless shrinks over the years That asure me this is it When along comes another snag Here yet comes another riff
It starts off all sweet and subtle The way purring kittens do Soon enough to a roaring lion Salivating over poetic stew I'm at the point where I now realize There's not a lot that I can do
So it's back to pen and paper Pounding out the daily poems Like a mess of party favors Take your favorite flavor home Guess with me and the insanity of poetry I'm destined to never be alone