Better days were in the past For the bar and all inside Windows broke and lights burned out The bar had long since died
Carpets gone and floors all worn Scorch marks on the wall Smells of stale beer in the air the bar had it's last call
Welcome to the Stagger Inn Good Food and Cold Beer Too Live bands every single night And it's air conditioned too Welcome to the Stagger Inn A bar befits it's name We'll take you the way you are And we're mighty glad you came
The stage was now an eyesore As was most of what was here Way back in the corner Sat a woman with her beer
Hair was streaked with boot black From a time, who knows when The bar was dead or dying As were most in this old den
A few nights folks would still come here To see the towns old jewel What once was gold and glistened Now was just no longer cool
The lady way back in the corner Hadn't danced since eighty three Ten times a night she'd go and Play the jukebox tune 5B
A song about the devil calling him silver tongued was her pick She'd hit the worn out buttons While giving her chapped lips a lick
Sitting in the back and nursing A beer as dead as the bar On a steady diet of Winstons That had made her voice as thick as tar
Welcome to the Stagger Inn Good Food and Cold Beer Too Live bands every single night And it's air conditioned too Welcome to the Stagger Inn A bar befits it's name We'll take you the way you are And we're mighty glad you came
Maybe fifteen people came here When the other places were full You could see the worn out tiles Where there once was a mechanical bull
Trends were never big here Though they tried a few to survive The bar was dead and dying Housing folks who now were barely alive
The last band that they had here Was a cover group from down in NC They didn't last the evening Getting out done by old 5B
The woman in the corner With the boot black streak of wild closed her eyes and listened To the memories she had compiled
If you ever choose to come here I don't think you'll stay long But, I know you'll hear a singer Talk of the devil in that 5B song
The door is always open At the dead and dying Stagger Inn A place that still lives through the ages And the folks remembering what might have been
Welcome to the Stagger Inn Good Food and Cold Beer Too Live bands every single night And it's air conditioned too Welcome to the Stagger Inn A bar befits it's name We'll take you the way you are And we're mighty glad you came