High up on the far back wall in the back of the factory where I sell my free time is a constellation of dirt, chipped paint and cobwebs forming the shape of a bear lounging in a hammock
I have coworkers who insist that it's a monkey, trapped in a net but they are wrong. It's clearly a bear
Ursa Somniculosa, or, as the layman may call it the Little Napper
No matter where I am on the floor, I can see him hanging there in his hammock enjoying his perpetual vacation maybe sipping on a nice tall beer soaking up the sun -
not being a trapped monkey like all of us down here