Osama Bin Laden is alive and well Oh yes, get that through your head I had a drink with him last week
Yup
Him and his ***** beard and pouting lips His turban ***** with sand and infidel's blood He is alive He will never die He is the face of Indestructible terror
He lives in our propagandized paranoia In our over protective uncertainty In The White house In The House of Representatives Kicking back on Capital Hill And on television
Telling us to be scared, to watch our backs And take our knuckle dragging redneck ***** out of here And we're afraid Afraid of another attack Of the economy failing Of unemployment Of new ideas
We must progress **** it up, bury our losses Go forward and actually care to carry on Or face an eternity of being frightened by our own shadows