Before the show begins, I have a poem, by an anonymous poet. Arguably the greatest poet alive. " Looking out my window, I see rain, trees and a fence, I bet so far your in suspense. Fence is brown, leaves are green, I'll admit it's a beautiful scene. Reality is, the world is hell, witches have put me in a spell. Just when things are going right, sunshine becomes the darkest night. Never have I seen such dark, like a helpless jogger in the park. Life is good, life is bad, I've had my share of both. So much ******, so much ****, molesters always seem to escape. Then I think of all the good times, and how you love all my forced rhymes. Then I look back outside, life again seems so simple. The brown fence never looked so good, rain all of a sudden doesn't look that bad. Life is like a roller coaster, no more missing persons on a poster. This world has many winding roads, life is better when shooting loads. " And this concludes the poem of the day, now the regular show may begin.