Who am I? Who am I?! I am the one who sleeps naked I am the one who sneezes two times after I awake every morning I am the one who ****** for at least a minute straight I am the one who measures my water by the quart I am the one who cracks his spine, his neck, his knuckles, his knees, his ankles, his toes and his writs I am the one who canβt breathe through his left nostril as good as the right one I am the one with an oddly large tongue I am the one who the good lord has mockingly withheld a pair of full eyebrows from I am the one who put ketchup on everything he eats within reason I am the one who can play bass, some piano and four chords on the guitar I am the one who loves The Doors unconditionally I am the one you will see attempting to eat fast food and then shortly after ***** it all back up and wasting my money I am the one who does not wear undrwear I am the one who picks his nose, his teeth and his ears I am the one who is insecure about his image I am the one who is horrible at math I am the one who works out two hours at a time I am the one who will roll you joints, pack a bowl and get you higher than you ever been I am the one who will do a shot with you then another and another I am the one who will **** freely anywhere I am the one who lights incense I am the one who searches for answers from history, philosophy, music, literature, metaphysics, psychedelics and art I am the eccentric expressionist who writes in poetic prosaic streams of consciousness I am the one who tries to sing I am the one who aims to sleep for eight hours but never does I am the one who needs two cups of coffee and then a cup of espresso I am the one who looks for enlightenment, progress and success and spiritual, physical and mental healing I am the one who doesn't give a **** I am the one who cares deeply I am the one who confides in his own contradictions I am a complete person And I am the one who is ending this drawn out repetitive poem thatβs been in my mind for months But I leave my readers with this question...who are you?