I tore the fabric of space Interrupting my affectionate stalking Spurts of longing, interspersed with spasms of premature *****
In vain, hankering to attain that next level rush Oh you're a ***** girl aren't you That's when I was discovered...
Her shrieks royally flushing my cheeks with shock -Superseded by pallid chagrin I fumble to bail, Pants entrenched around my ankles
Premeditative, Of absent-mind, in haste Prime directive a method of escape Evasion failing Detection: Imminent
Reflecting a grim lack of circumspection, accursed ******* Trying to conceal my turgid *******
Her father particularly beyond reason And not fond of my indecency for his daughter Proceeds pummeling me to death with my beloved binoculars
Devoid of clairvoyance; I am coincidentally sent outward toward oblivion Bon voyage through the portal Falling facefirst into an abysmal wormhole
Its then I voyaged backward through time To the moment of Creation And witnessed the universe **** itself from naught to existence Spewing forth such cataclysmic splendor