I like the Darkside, what bumps in the night I can't hardly wait till you turn out the light I creep around trying to give you a fright A Vampire's instinct a big appetite I am the monster who's under your bed I am the reason that you can sense dread Turn on the flashlight, cover your head Don't call for your parents, they're already dead I like to tease the victim before the **** So, I wouldn't run, be very still Just like a child who won't swallow their pill The fear gets to them, I like the thrill I've practiced along time hunting the scared They like to scream & run to nowhere But in the end, fair is fair I've given no recourse but to get scared