The stockings were hung, but they fell off the wall, The tree was so crooked, it threatened to fall. The cookies for Santa got burnt to a crisp, and Grandpa was snoring with quite a loud lisp.
The cat ate the tinsel and their whiskers did glow, while reindeer-shaped lights blinked sporadic and slow. The wrapping paper ran out halfway through, so presents got covered in the old Daily News.
But Christmas still came with its usual cheer, despite all the chaos and Dad's missing beard. For love and good spirits cannot be undone, by festive mishaps and misguided fun.