Jackie was a piglet
sitting in a tree
along came a spider
whose name was Zebedee
Bobby was a parrot
who often ate raw fish
Tarquin was a badger
who really took the ****
Bertie was a rabbit
who couldn't have a dump
Eric was a porcupine
who had the ******* ****
all the funny animals
laughed and drank and sung
'til ****** Sid the problem kid
shot them with a gun