"So, you posted any poems on Hello Poetry?"

"I did,yeah, but it's all messed up again."

"Dear Lord. Again? You gonna hang around?"

"Kind of pointless. I can't locate poets I follow or scroll through the latest poems. I think I'll have to give it a miss for a while and check in some time in the future."

"What you gonna do in the meantime.?"

"I thought about maybe leaving the house."

" What!? And forfeit a whole day hunched over your phone? Man, you crazy."

"Hmmm...I must think about this."

"What are you looking at?"

"I'm not sure, maybe an idiot."

"You wanna die?"

"Do you want to live?"

"Gimmee your wallet."

"Make your move."

"You have a death wish."

"I'm waiting."

"Tonight is your lucky night."

"Run before I make it your last night."

"I have a knife."

"I have no fear."

"You crazy."

"What you gonna do?"

"I...er...laters."

"God bless you."

"Hello, there."

"Whatcha ****. How's it hanging?"

"A bit to the left."

"I prefer it pointing north."

"Nice. Ere, do ya fancy a roll in the hay?"

"Yea why not? I'm wet as an otter's pocket."

"Smashing. Can I check out ya baps?"

"There you go. What do you reckon?"

"I reckon breast is best."

"You saucy charmer. Let's go indoors and stain the kitchen table."

"And this..is why I married you."