'Twas the night before the Big Bang, when all through the void Some notions were stirring, towards Darwin and Freud Superstitions rejected and hung out to rot It’s shocking how quick we completely forgot Where cryptical symbols were sacredly spoken The stories upended and images broken From out of such Chaos, a chariot of Truth An empirical prancing of paws on the roof Now, Newton! Now, Einstein! Now, Herr Oppenheimer! Now listen! the odious tick of the timer From the Apple of Knowledge forsaking the plums For probable visions and practical sums When wisdom, by Turing, is put to the test Then where are those letters to Santa addressed? If coal from the mischievous miscreant’s stocking Keeps motors of industry ticking and tocking Then icecaps will vanish from under the elves And Bezos will eagerly fill up our shelves So with glittering objects and shiny bright trophies We bid you Good Luck with a train of emojis