i ****** handfuls of sand and envisage i am an hourglass. i enumerate the seconds in my head, but my fingers leak more grains than i can keep pace with, far too fleeting to be unerring. this nonsuccess only induces me to think of time and its relativity; of a man who complains that it’s only tuesday, of a man who complains that it’s already tuesday. i dub my left hand frank, and my right jacob, then wonder why it’s still monday.