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Jul 2024
How Doth the Little Chupacabra
How doth the little chupacabra
Improve his lizard scales.
Abracadabra and candelabra,
He showers when it hails.
His favorite thing to do is eat:
His favorite food is goat.
Salut, salut et bon appètit,
His favorite part's the throat.
Females, the locus of his focus,
Attract him and repel him.
Harum scarum and hocus pocus,
They spurn him when they smell him.
#watts
#chupacabra
#parody
#cryptids
#animals
#food
#culinary
#cuisine
#females
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