They tell me to
follow the headline
but I have a hard time
believing the trash that
they print.

I'd sooner follow the blind one
who hasn't a clue what the hell
is going on.

Reading the leaves in the bottom
of a cup makes my mind up
it also allows me a nice cup of tea.

When a Facebook feed
is all that you need
you'd better season it
with a pinch of salt.