Executive- My powers are absolute, thus I am totalitarian. The legislature and judiciary are each subservient to my whims. I pass my bills with attendant compliance, and interpret my own terms as the law. I shut the doors of compassion, I am very deeply elusive. I give no room at all to dissent. I get bloated with the treasures of the nation. In a leap year's tenure I bulldoze my way back to my incumbent status. And when four multiplies two, I impose a minion to cover my ills.
Legislature- To obnoxious decrees I give my consent. I inflate yearly forecasts to become opulent. I am gratified for the cabinet servants' affirmation. I always my selfish treaties ratify. I am undoubtedly slavish to executive excesses. I seek the redress of constituents' grievances to enlarge my pocket's size. And above all else, I am largely rubber stamp.
Judiciary- My evasive justice is yours' to reap if you are a top notch, whilst I withdraw the distributive and restorative from insolvents. I base my interpretations on business interests, and make laws for the interests of a cabal. Equity and rights are only in my constitution stated. But in reality they are no more than abstract twins. The sacred laws of our national prospectus I serve as a weak custodian of, and weaker still in the face of political heavyweights. But with all the lofty responsibilities I am reverently saddled with, I can do nothing more than empower bigwigs because I am weak, and they are powerful.
The characteristic traits of Nigeria's three arms of government.