eggs jug, broken shells in the sink Radiohead wails OK Computer from Alexa archive Jack glugs from a freshly unsealed present from my wife am I hip like Motorhead or just another tipsy old dad I wonder what Urbex explorers would discover if they crawled through my letter box into this mess of a kitchen onion makes me cry something I never did as a child cheese and ham how much **** can I cram into this frying pan an alchemical cupboard of herbs and spices pervades my sense of smell am I brave enough should I have beans Iβll only eat half a can people are starving somewhere out of date packets call do you feel lucky punk but sliced beef for **** sake who can resist that a forgotten sandwich never made the truth in the pan unmixed ingredients never mind says bourbon head itβs all the same gas ring ignites north sea pipelines fishermen risking their lives for for Brexit quota lies the fiery grill, another bourbon once you pop small one in a big glass carnage of packet autopsy for the morning after waits