Monday came too quick,
I think there are tablets for that,

Monday.
It's a punishment for all the jolliment
we enjoyed at the weekend,
a kick in the goolies to remind men
that everything aches when Monday arrives
and takes the weekend away.

I need a stronger coffee
because
there's no Wizard
and no Oz
no Yellow Brick Road
there's only a shitload of work
to get through,